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PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2018 1:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

rthdx wrote:
Aaand what we have here:



Yes! Nergal buttplug!

https://behemoth-store.com/product-eng-116-A-collectible-figurine-Nergal-Behemoth-dark-version.html

Makes absolute sense! Laughing


At first when I looked at it at, my PC screen was darkened, I thought it was something like a bubblehead, caricatured with a big head and small body, not a bust, so I kept looking down his "neck" trying find his tiny arms and legs, until I realized his neck was curved this way on purpose to look something like a genie getting out of a lamp.

Complete with a "certificate of authenticity"! cause you know, let us not fall for those bootleg busts circulating around ripping people off!

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WITH FIRE IN HEARTS!


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 17, 2018 11:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://www.instagram.com/p/BkEGUOUhgns/?taken-by=craiglagace

Available soon through Ascension Monuments Media?
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 17, 2018 1:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



FEAR FACTORY toolkit .

A few years back Tom Warrior threw a girly fit cos Century Media made some special edition of Melana Chasmata ...he made them withdraw it and when it got his approvable all that had happened was he had changed the baseball cap for a fuckin totebag! (a shopping bag for life)
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 17, 2018 2:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Deathwish wrote:
A few years back Tom Warrior threw a girly fit cos Century Media made some special edition of Melana Chasmata ...he made them withdraw it and when it got his approvable all that had happened was he had changed the baseball cap for a fuckin totebag! (a shopping bag for life)

Jesus Laughing. So this behavior is why people didn't seem to care too much about Tom Warrior's crying foul of the recent Celtic Frost Noise reissues...
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 17, 2018 6:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



Seasons are still trying to shift this thing. Im suprised this idea didn't cripple the label totally.
Anyone know how many they made?

this would have made an amusing unboxing video.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 17, 2018 6:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is that a new style baby harness/carrier?
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 17, 2018 6:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



PANZER DIVISION SABATON
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Deathwish



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PostPosted: Sun Jun 17, 2018 6:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



how many thrashers bought one of these?
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 17, 2018 6:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why am I not suprised this exists....



because...this does


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 17, 2018 6:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Deathwish wrote:

PANZER DIVISION SABATON


If this was Marduk, I'd want one.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 17, 2018 6:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was gonna post the Ghost dildo set,then i saw some Ghost socks..but then...

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 17, 2018 7:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Deathwish wrote:


how many thrashers bought one of these?


That's awesome!
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 17, 2018 9:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Deathwish wrote:


PANZER DIVISION SABATON


For a second I thought this was a diehard edition of another conqueror reissue/Revenge album Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 17, 2018 11:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Deathwish wrote:


PANZER DIVISION SABATON
Sabaton - like a tank without gun!
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2018 10:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



https://shakira.fanfire.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/Store.woa/wa/product?sourceCode=SKRWEBWWGBP&sku=SKR76715

Heil Shakira!
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