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| War Moon wrote: | Velvet Cacoon, I finally decided to give this band a listen after many years of avoiding them on purpose due to the utterly pathetic and moronic behavior of the band members and fans, I expected the music itself to be just as bad.
I was correct.
This band is an iconic example of when spoiled, American, art fag hipster trash tries to create "ironic" and "psychedelic" bedroom black metal.
I should've followed my intuition. I'm not surprised in the least this band has to rely on teenage level hype and internet rumors in order to gain their desperately needed attention... |
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Well, the fact remains that hipsters do walk the earth unfortunately. Unless you're an insecure hipster yourself, I see no reason why you don't want then to be called out.
Anyway, back to topic. Who knows? I try and forget stupid as soon as I heard it.
About Velvet Cacoon, I have more of an issue with FMP than I do the band. If I signed a band to my label and they got busted ripping off other peoples music, openly proclaimed they are a joke and insulted Black Metal every chance they got........I'd disown them swiftly and openly apologize for having released them in the first place. But what did Jon did? He's still dealing with them. I find that to be odd behavior for a guy who's so "dedicated" to "true" Black Metal and takes it so seriously. |
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goat lord 666
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| God Slayer wrote: | | Heliogabalus wrote: | | War Moon wrote: | Velvet Cacoon, I finally decided to give this band a listen after many years of avoiding them on purpose due to the utterly pathetic and moronic behavior of the band members and fans, I expected the music itself to be just as bad.
I was correct.
This band is an iconic example of when spoiled, American, art fag hipster trash tries to create "ironic" and "psychedelic" bedroom black metal.
I should've followed my intuition. I'm not surprised in the least this band has to rely on teenage level hype and internet rumors in order to gain their desperately needed attention....and I recall hearing the retard behind this band whining about Funeral Mist relying on gimmicks and hype as well for icing on the cake hahahaha..... |
I agree on the Velvet Cacoon thing, except for the term "art hipster fag trash". It is becoming increasingly "hip" to use the word "hipster" when referring to certain bands. Perhaps the word "hipster" is becoming a new word that "hipsters like to use"
It is a all relative..
Form the retarted doo-doo that comes from Gall's mouth to the
aryan bullshit Burzum spews forth. It would have been nice to see him spend some time in an "American" prison. I betcha a dollar to a doughnut (sorry for the unhip phrase) he would bear the semen of of many "non aryans" in his anal tract or esophagus.
Both "hipsters"........
You need not worry about Velvet Cacoon becoming popular. If they do they will spawn thousands of clones and there will be many other bands for you to call "art hipster fags"
But we both have something in common..
I would never say the derogatory words I have written to Gall or Count Chocula to their faces, just as you never would to Velvet Cacoon.
You are a hipster...no maybe I am
both the names heliogabalus and war moon
are about as hipster as the hippest hipster fags get.
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Have you ever actually seen the girls involved in VC? Hipster is a very accurately descriptive word here. |
hipster's are generally defined as people who use the word "hipster". |
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| Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 6:45 am Post subject: |
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| War Moon wrote: | | Velvet Cacoon |
I agree. The most recent Funeral Mist also qualifies. Hollow, fake, plastic music.
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| Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 7:44 am Post subject: |
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Just for fun, please listen to this:
"As Night Winds Lash The Grievous Dawn"
by a "band" named SWORDBEARER
http://www.myspace.com/swordbearer
Even the darkest day will brighten up by unrivalled glory of this song...just to wet your appetite: drum computer, one man, folk, pagan, black metal, barock keyboards that are actually out of tune (!!!), a pan flute and well a melody that will make your brain explode!
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| Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 7:52 am Post subject: |
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| adrian5118 wrote: | | Bestial Aggressor wrote: |
This... |
On that note, has anyone else noticed the emo wave of hipsters making black metal side projects and adding the "experimental" or "post rock" tag to it, along with their silly acoustic ex-girlfriend-whiny-shit? It sounds like diarrhea. 
EDIT for picture of related topic, Burzum seems to be the main influence behind this:
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This band sullies the mighty His Hero Is Gone by wearing that shirt...
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| Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 7:56 am Post subject: |
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| christhammer wrote: | a "band" named SWORDBEARER
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ha ha
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| DeviantDCLXVI wrote: | www.myspace.com/galesofavalon
Wasn't lately but fuck, it's the one that stands out the most.
Also agreed with Oath, and with -I_LOVE_PENIS 2000-2009. |
Oh fuck... Gales of Avalon is fucking the worst. Especially when you watch the fucking shitty videos they make. Fuck that band. I can't believe they are playing with War Command and Tyrants Blood.
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A while back there was a band called frostthrone. They were fuckin terrible, They guy was all over the net posting vid blogs talking about upcoming deals and recording, smoking his cigarette Travolta style in Broken Arrow, haha poser.
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| Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:08 pm Post subject: |
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| Crepuscolar wrote: | | christhammer wrote: | a "band" named SWORDBEARER
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ha ha |
That's an amazing picture. |
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| Heliogabalus wrote: | | I agree on the Velvet Cacoon thing, except for the term "art hipster fag trash." |
Just call it "hollow."
Same as with Wolves in the Throne Room.
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| probably funeral mist |
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Heliogabalus
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| Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 6:02 pm Post subject: |
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| Conservationist wrote: | | Heliogabalus wrote: | | I agree on the Velvet Cacoon thing, except for the term "art hipster fag trash." |
Just call it "hollow."
Same as with Wolves in the Throne Room. |
I like that description much better. That one word describes Velvet Caccon
better than any 200 word review could.
I just remember the kill posers! days at exodus shows and was not really familiar with the term hipster. The link you put in one of your other posts was helpful. I'm just a dumb old fart.
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