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Hellfire Commando



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PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 7:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I had this e-mail the other day, in my metal DJ inbox thing:

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J'aimerai bien venir chez vous mais je trouve ça un peu pèpère LoL. Je m'explique, peut-être votre clientèle ne peut permettre ce genre de music plus extrême mais n'avez vous pas d'Anaal Nathrakh, de Hecate Entroned, de Dark Funeral, de Gorgoroth, de Nocturnal Mortum, de Trails of Anguish, de Old Man's Child, de Nefastus Dies, du divinity, du Neuraxis, de Crytopsy, de Dying fetus, du vieux slipknot ou COF, du Mudvayne, du anal cunt LoL, etc... Je sais pas moi, n'importequoi d'un peu plus extrême que Ozzy ou megadeth ou ce que mon père connais...^_^


"I would like to come to your night, but I find it appeals a bit too much to old people. LoL. I will explain myself; maybe your clientele does not expect more extreme music, but you don't have any Anaal Nathrakh, Hecate Entroned, Dark Funeral, Gorgoroth, Nocturnal Mortum, Trails of Anguish, Old Man's Child, Nefastus Dies, Divinity, Neuraxis, Crytopsy, Dying fetus, old slipknot, COF, Mudvayne, Anal Cunt LoL, etc... I don't know, something more extreme than Ozzy, Megadeth or what my dad knows... ^_^"

Sorry for the long quotes haha, but I found that really funny (and pathetic) that he calls all these bands "extreme".

BTW - he was looking through my album list (long outdated but still!): http://www.montrealmetalnight.com/ourcdsandvinyls/index.php
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In Solitude



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PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 7:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The quote in my sig. Absolutely priceless. It's about WASP.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 7:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hellfire Commando wrote:
I had this e-mail the other day, in my metal DJ inbox thing:

Quote:
J'aimerai bien venir chez vous mais je trouve ça un peu pèpère LoL. Je m'explique, peut-être votre clientèle ne peut permettre ce genre de music plus extrême mais n'avez vous pas d'Anaal Nathrakh, de Hecate Entroned, de Dark Funeral, de Gorgoroth, de Nocturnal Mortum, de Trails of Anguish, de Old Man's Child, de Nefastus Dies, du divinity, du Neuraxis, de Crytopsy, de Dying fetus, du vieux slipknot ou COF, du Mudvayne, du anal cunt LoL, etc... Je sais pas moi, n'importequoi d'un peu plus extrême que Ozzy ou megadeth ou ce que mon père connais...^_^


"I would like to come to your night, but I find it appeals a bit too much to old people. LoL. I will explain myself; maybe your clientele does not expect more extreme music, but you don't have any Anaal Nathrakh, Hecate Entroned, Dark Funeral, Gorgoroth, Nocturnal Mortum, Trails of Anguish, Old Man's Child, Nefastus Dies, Divinity, Neuraxis, Crytopsy, Dying fetus, old slipknot, COF, Mudvayne, Anal Cunt LoL, etc... I don't know, something more extreme than Ozzy, Megadeth or what my dad knows... ^_^"

Sorry for the long quotes haha, but I found that really funny (and pathetic) that he calls all these bands "extreme".

BTW - he was looking through my album list (long outdated but still!): http://www.montrealmetalnight.com/ourcdsandvinyls/index.php


in short look i'm way too extreme/cool for your lame show ^_^'' shitty anime smileys
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VATRA I SUMPOR



Joined: 19 Mar 2009
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 8:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

In Solitude wrote:
The quote in my sig...


fuckest metal. fuckest.
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Endless Morbidity



Joined: 17 Oct 2007
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 8:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I want to shoot all those "extreme" metal faggots in the head. No respect for the past and utterly clueless.

Here is another one (from a similar kind of person who wrote that email)

"Cirith Ungol are a prime example of how weak Metal used to be."

Then went onto explain that Metal has "progressed" from bands like them and Priest to finer stuff like uh, Amon Amarth or some similar garbage.
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Kosmas



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PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 8:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think that Amon Amarth would agree that Cirith Ungol are a kickass band ! Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 8:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here are my 2 cents:

"I listen only to brutal music"
"I hate music with clean vocals"
"I can hear more Metal in dark ambient music than in heavy or speed metal"
"Iron Maiden and Metallica - the music they play is not Metal. My friend is a punk and he knows what is Metal and what isn't."
"It was because of money that Anal Vomit changed their style form Death Grind to Black Death"
"You poser! Open Wikipedia and see what real metal is all about!"
"Creator is written with C, not K!"
"Children of Bodom got me into Death Metal"
"Chaos A.D. and Roots are the most classic Sepultura's albums"
"I only download and don't waste my money on original releases, because I want music and not plastic and pictures of tough looking people"
"Why buying original cd's when you can download and burn, and if you really like the band - draw something on the cd?"
"Are Iron Maiden still active?"
"Mayhem invented Black Metal"
"I was into Metal too, until I grew up"
"Dead committed suicide because of Black Metal's commercialization"
"I don't even consider Iron Maiden a Metal band!"
"Hellhammer? Is it a Hammerfall tribute band?"
"I have a rare CD of Metallica's St. Anger! I has a DVD bonus and a "Limited Edition" sticker!"
"Hi! I'm new on this forum! My name is ****** and I'm 13 years old, here are some of my favorite bands:

1. CANNIBAL CORPSE
2. LINKIN PARK
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58. JUDAS ISCARIOT
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94. NARGAROTH
95. LIMP BIZKIT...."
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Matt Foley



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PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 8:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Werewolf wrote:

"Creator is written with C, not K!"

Laughing
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templedclxvi



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PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 9:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellhammer is great.
-yeah he's my favorite drummer
no, i mean the band
-mayhem?
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Cutterofgums



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PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 9:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Matt Foley wrote:
Werewolf wrote:

"Creator is written with C, not K!"

Laughing


+. Priceless
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nexxxion



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PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 9:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"contact me via Ouija board"

anus.com is full of lol too...
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ennemi



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PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 9:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

templedclxvi wrote:
hellhammer is great.
-yeah he's my favorite drummer
no, i mean the band
-mayhem?


ahaha
this one is fucking great
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Hellfire Commando



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PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 9:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

YES, those were some awesome ones, Sergei!!
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Kosmas



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PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 9:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

All of Werewolf's quotes were fun-tastic !

These two below -sadly- are most under 20's people thoughts about music.

Werewolf wrote:
"I only download and don't waste my money on original releases, because I want music and not plastic and pictures of tough looking people"
"Why buying original cd's when you can download and burn, and if you really like the band - draw something on the cd?"
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GoldenBull



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PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 9:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I remember seeing an ebay auction for a whole collection a few years back, and in the description the guy said something like "Black metal ruined my life, now I have to get rid of it all!" I really wish I had done a screen capture.
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