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Conservationist
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 Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:28 pm Post subject: International Day of Slayer - June 6, 2012 |
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If they can have a "National Day of Prayer,"
We can have a National Day of Slayer!
Culture is something you can inherit, or choose. We choose metal as our culture, and Slayer as our ambassador. No other band captures the spirit of metal with such intensity. Every year on June 6, we celebrate the International Day of Slayer to hail this spirit.
How to Celebrate
- Listen to Slayer at full blast in your car.
- Listen to Slayer at full blast in your home.
- Listen to Slayer at full blast at your place of employment.
- Listen to Slayer at full blast in any public place you prefer.
DO NOT use headphones! The objective of this day is for everyone within earshot to understand that it is the National Day of Slayer. National holidays in America aren't just about celebrating; they're about forcing it upon non-participants.
Taking that participation to a problematic level
- Stage a "Slay-out." Don't go to work. Listen to Slayer.
- Have a huge block party that clogs up a street in your neighborhood. Blast Slayer albums all evening. Get police cruisers and helicopters on the scene. Finish with a full-scale riot.
- Spray paint Slayer logos on churches, synagogues, or cemeteries.
- Play Slayer covers with your own band (since 99% of your riffs are stolen from Slayer anyway).
- Kill the neighbor's dog and blame it on Slayer.
http://www.nationaldayofslayer.org/
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| Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:32 pm Post subject: |
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| Would rather keep my white collar job and spend salary on records that aren't Slayer... |
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deathevocation
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| Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:40 pm Post subject: |
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| Was this amusing the first time around? |
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Descension
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| Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:44 pm Post subject: |
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| BBR wrote: | | Would rather keep my white collar job and not think about Slayer... |
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eighthplague
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| Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:56 pm Post subject: |
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| Ugh, not this retarded shit again. Slayer ceased to be remotely interesting almost 20 years ago and this is cheesy and stupid. It probably would have been somewhat cool if I was an autistic metalhead with zits and a mullet in the 1980s. |
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Necrologue
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| Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:58 pm Post subject: |
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| Slayer never was, and never will be, my "metal ambassador". |
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eighthplague
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| Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:00 pm Post subject: |
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| Necrologue wrote: | | Slayer never was, and never will be, my "metal ambassador". |
Of course they are! Anus.com people said so, because Slayer's management acknowledged this dumb shit on their website once. |
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ADB
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| Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:04 pm Post subject: |
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As one of the most retarded Slayer fanboys in existence, let me just say that this sucks more dicks than that Canadian Psycho guy has
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Mendicant
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Cheesy but who cares
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Necrologue
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| Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:18 pm Post subject: |
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| eighthplague wrote: | | Necrologue wrote: | | Slayer never was, and never will be, my "metal ambassador". |
Of course they are! Anus.com people said so, because Slayer's management acknowledged this dumb shit on their website once. |
Receiving an endorsement from anything Slayer-related nowadays is a curse reserved for the most heinous of traitors. |
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Saevus
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El Feroce
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| Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 12:39 am Post subject: |
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Listen to War Ensemble. Listen and celebrating  |
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Doom-Mantia
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| Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:20 am Post subject: |
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only relevant year was 06/06/06
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| Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 8:01 am Post subject: |
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| FUCK OFF , there are some people who do not think Slayer are a band to be celebrated like a holiday...but then again, i would expect such idiocy from the OP.. |
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grish
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| Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 8:41 am Post subject: |
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Please stop reading metal hammer
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