International Day of Slayer - June 6, 2012

Conservationist · banned Joined: 25 Feb 2009 Posts: 2909

If they can have a "National Day of Prayer,"
We can have a National Day of Slayer!

Culture is something you can inherit, or choose. We choose metal as our culture, and Slayer as our ambassador. No other band captures the spirit of metal with such intensity. Every year on June 6, we celebrate the International Day of Slayer to hail this spirit.

How to Celebrate

Listen to Slayer at full blast in your car.
Listen to Slayer at full blast in your home.
Listen to Slayer at full blast at your place of employment.
Listen to Slayer at full blast in any public place you prefer.

DO NOT use headphones! The objective of this day is for everyone within earshot to understand that it is the National Day of Slayer. National holidays in America aren't just about celebrating; they're about forcing it upon non-participants.

Taking that participation to a problematic level

Stage a "Slay-out." Don't go to work. Listen to Slayer.
Have a huge block party that clogs up a street in your neighborhood. Blast Slayer albums all evening. Get police cruisers and helicopters on the scene. Finish with a full-scale riot.
Spray paint Slayer logos on churches, synagogues, or cemeteries.
Play Slayer covers with your own band (since 99% of your riffs are stolen from Slayer anyway).
Kill the neighbor's dog and blame it on Slayer.

http://www.nationaldayofslayer.org/
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BBR · Joined: 25 Feb 2009 Posts: 1180

Would rather keep my white collar job and spend salary on records that aren't Slayer...

deathevocation · Joined: 24 Jan 2009 Posts: 901

Was this amusing the first time around?

Descension · Joined: 31 May 2010 Posts: 3556

eighthplague · Guest

Ugh, not this retarded shit again. Slayer ceased to be remotely interesting almost 20 years ago and this is cheesy and stupid. It probably would have been somewhat cool if I was an autistic metalhead with zits and a mullet in the 1980s.

Necrologue · Joined: 02 Nov 2011 Posts: 816 Location: Rhode Island

Slayer never was, and never will be, my "metal ambassador".

eighthplague · Guest

ADB · Joined: 20 Jan 2009 Posts: 2335 Location: Melbourne

As one of the most retarded Slayer fanboys in existence, let me just say that this sucks more dicks than that Canadian Psycho guy has
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Mendicant · Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:04 pm Post subject:

Cheesy but who cares

NP. Hell Awaits
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Necrologue · Joined: 02 Nov 2011 Posts: 816 Location: Rhode Island

Saevus · Joined: 21 Nov 2008 Posts: 1991 Location: Central Virginia

I've been listening to Show No Mercy on repeat anyways.
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El Feroce · Joined: 21 Feb 2011 Posts: 2354 Location: Impero Romano

Listen to War Ensemble. Listen and celebrating Very Happy

Doom-Mantia · Joined: 31 Jan 2011 Posts: 1872 Location: USA

only relevant year was 06/06/06
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Necroskin · Joined: 14 Oct 2011 Posts: 45 Location: Gate of Hell

FUCK OFF , there are some people who do not think Slayer are a band to be celebrated like a holiday...but then again, i would expect such idiocy from the OP..

grish · Joined: 05 Mar 2012 Posts: 312 Location: Mexico City

Please stop reading metal hammer
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