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THE ULTIMATE METALHEAD TEST
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Do the test first and then, what's your kvltness?
0-100: you wuss, get outta here
17%
 17%  [ 26 ]
100-200 : carry on kid
37%
 37%  [ 55 ]
200-300 : you are worthy
35%
 35%  [ 52 ]
+300 : You are Anastasis V. from Dead Congregation
10%
 10%  [ 15 ]
Total Votes : 148

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asmael LeBouc



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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 3:27 pm    Post subject: THE ULTIMATE METALHEAD TEST Reply with quote

How kvlt art thou? 
Art thou a true WARRIOR OV DEATH or an e-dork?
This is the ultimate METALHEAD TEST.
Prove your worth. Scene cred and shit.
And then answer the poll with yer result to see what this forum is truly made of.

I. HAIR; core of the issue
-short : -10pts
-long : +20pts
-very long : +30pts
-shaved : +10pts

II. TATTOOS
-no : -10pts
-a few : 10pts
-a lot : 20pts

III. TSHIRTS; you wear them with pride
-never : -10pts
-gigs only : 0pt
-sev. times a month : 10pts
-sev. times a week : 20pts
-everyday : 30pts

IV. SHOES
-sneakers/loafers/smart shoes : -10pt
-boots : 10pts
-army/biker boots : 20pts
-cowboy boots : 30pts

V. RECORDS
- no : -10pts
-less 100 : 0pt
-around 500 : 10pts
-around 1000 : 20pts
-more 2000 : 30pts

VI. GIGS, thou scenester
-never : -10pts
-twice a year : 0pt
-regularly : 10pts
-sev. times a year : 20pts
-sev. times incl. abroad fests : 30pts

VII. SENIORITY, been listening to metal for
-less 5 years : -10pts
-5-10 years: 0pts
-10-15 : 10pts
-15-20 : 20pts
- +20 : 30pts

VIII. ALCOHOL
-never : -10pts
-on certain occasions : 0pt
-couple times a month : 10pts
-every weekend : 20pts
-weekly and drunk at fests : 30pts

IX. ARTS 
-web designer/blogger : 10pts
-musician : 20pts
-photographer (live, bands) : 20pts
-cover artist : 30pts

X. BAND
-small unknown amateur band : 10pts
-UG band on UG label : 20pts
-cult band : 30pts


XI. MISCELLEANOUS; you own

-posters on wall : 10pts
-bullet belt : 10pts
-leather pants : 10pts
-human bones : 20pts
-vest with patches : 20pts
-goat skull : 30pts
-distro/label : 40pts
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 3:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i got a 280. not bad for a guy who doesn't really consider himself a metalhead.
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the coming of blood angel



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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 3:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

bullet belt in my asshole: 420 points
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asmael LeBouc



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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 3:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

nonwave wrote:
i got a 280. not bad for a guy who doesn't really consider himself a metalhead.

Niiiice
Would be cool to describe your points.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 3:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Only because I found this hilarious I answered. One question though. Do I get 10 points for every single poster? Or is it just 10 points if I have posters?

If I get points for every single poster I get 250.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 3:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I scored 3 points.... Cool
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BENEDICTINE PALPITATIONS



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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 3:43 pm    Post subject: Re: THE ULTIMATE METALHEAD TEST Reply with quote

150 Sad

musician is not as noteworthy as a cover artist? cowboy boots are more metal than army / biker boots? maaan harsh. Laughing

scored highest with tattoos, alchohol, musician, gigs, shirts.

lost out with hair, vinyl, and 'you own'.


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 3:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

80 points.

Guess I'll do some more scene hopping because I'm bored of the metalhead image, good thing I only download music otherwise I'd have wasted thousands of dollars.
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asmael LeBouc



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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 4:01 pm    Post subject: Re: THE ULTIMATE METALHEAD TEST Reply with quote

BENEDICTINE PALPITATIONS wrote:
150 Sad

musician is not as noteworthy as a cover artist? cowboy boots are more metal than army / biker boots? maaan harsh. Laughing

scored highest with tattoos, alchohol, musician, gigs, shirts.

lost out with hair, vinyl, and 'you own'.


Musician you win more points if you add the BAND side. You get 20 + 20 right?
Cowboy boots, also known as Santiags are the ultimate shit with leather pants! Maybe Americans dont get it, ironically enough.

10 points if you put metal posters on your wall. No matter the number. It's easy for teenagers/young gents to have metal posters in one's bedroom. Adult metalheads with kids will find it difficult to have Moyen's goats ripping Jesus head off
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 4:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd probably get a negative score on this test. EDIT: Scored -10

Actually, I reckon 20 year old scenester girls would score highest on this.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 4:03 pm    Post subject: Re: THE ULTIMATE METALHEAD TEST Reply with quote

asmael LeBouc wrote:
Adult metalheads with kids will find it difficult to have Moyen's goats ripping Jesus head off


-10 for kids

Generally speaking.


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 4:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

220, bitches! Cool
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 4:07 pm    Post subject: re Reply with quote

Total wuss. Time to 'grow up' I suppose...
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 4:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

In the arts section, do you add each thing together? Or just the highest one?

300 if added together

270 without
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 4:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

-666 for doing a quiz like in Vogue magazine.
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