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THE ULTIMATE METALHEAD TEST
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Do the test first and then, what's your kvltness?
0-100: you wuss, get outta here
17%
 17%  [ 26 ]
100-200 : carry on kid
37%
 37%  [ 55 ]
200-300 : you are worthy
35%
 35%  [ 52 ]
+300 : You are Anastasis V. from Dead Congregation
10%
 10%  [ 15 ]
Total Votes : 148

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VnholyCvntz



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PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 5:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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This seems like a total looser without own identity and an intelligence of a donkey to me. I am proud to not label myself "Metal" at all, since most "Metalheads" are just as described. Congratulations to the test-winners...


Then what are you doing lurking on a ''metalhead'' forum?
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Mortado



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PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 8:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Carry on kid! Funny! My results:

I. HAIR;
-short : -10pts
II. TATTOOS
-a few : 10pts
III. TSHIRTS;
-sev. times a month : 10pts
IV. SHOES
-boots : 10pts
V. RECORDS
-less 100 : 0pt
VI. GIGS,
-sev. times a year : 20pts
VII. SENIORITY
- +20 : 30pts
VIII. ALCOHOL
-couple times a month : 10pts
IX. ARTS
-web designer/blogger : 10pts
-photographer (live, bands) : 20pts
XI. MISCELLEANOUS;
-posters on wall : 10pts (office at work only)
-leather pants : 10pts (do chaps count? Wear only while riding my motorcycle)
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2012 5:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I. HAIR; core of the issue  -short -10
II. TATTOOS  -no -10
III. TSHIRTS; you wear them with pride  -sev. times a week 20
IV. SHOES  -sneakers/loafers/smart shoes -10
V. RECORDS  -around 500 10
VI. GIGS, thou scenester  -sev. times a year 20
VII. SENIORITY, been listening to metal for  -5-10 years 0
VIII. ALCOHOL  -weekly and drunk at fests 30
IX. ARTS   0
X. BAND  0
XI. MISCELLEANOUS; you own  -posters on wall 10

Total is 60 and that's fine with me
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2012 6:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

heavyR wrote:
I. HAIR; core of the issue  -short -10
II. TATTOOS  -no -10
III. TSHIRTS; you wear them with pride  -sev. times a week 20
IV. SHOES  -sneakers/loafers/smart shoes -10
V. RECORDS  -around 500 10
VI. GIGS, thou scenester  -sev. times a year 20
VII. SENIORITY, been listening to metal for  -5-10 years 0
VIII. ALCOHOL  -weekly and drunk at fests 30
IX. ARTS   0
X. BAND  0
XI. MISCELLEANOUS; you own  -posters on wall 10

Total is 60 and that's fine with me


Going by theses questions the lower your number the more of a true metalhead you are.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2012 6:23 am    Post subject: Re: THE ULTIMATE METALHEAD TEST Reply with quote

asmael LeBouc wrote:

I. HAIR
-shaved : +10pts
II. TATTOOS
-a few : 10pts
III. TSHIRTS
-everyday : 30pts
IV. SHOES
-sneakers/loafers/smart shoes : -10pt
V. RECORDS
-around 500 : 10pts
VI. GIGS
-sev. times a year : 20pts
VII. SENIORITY
- +20 : 30pts
VIII. ALCOHOL
-on certain occasions : 0pt
IX. ARTS 
-musician : 20pts
-cover artist : 30pts
X. BAND
-UG band on UG label : 20pts
XI. MISCELLEANOUS
-posters on wall : 10pts
-bullet belt : 10pts
-human bones : 20pts
-distro/label : 40pts


250, but I have a longtime girlfriend, own a cat, and smoke a lot of pot while watching Godzilla movies. Also, David Bowie > Fenriz.
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2012 6:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

250 too! Funny test hehe!
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Hellfire Commando



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PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2012 7:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nice girly quiz here... haha

I. HAIR; core of the issue -long : +20pts (I'm a woman, guess it doesn't really count)
II. TATTOOS -a few : 10pts
III. TSHIRTS; you wear them with pride -everyday : 30pts
IV. SHOES -biker boots : 20pts
V. RECORDS -more 2000 : 30pts
VI. GIGS, thou scenester -sev. times incl. abroad fests : 30pts
VII. SENIORITY, been listening to metal for -15-20 : 20pts
VIII. ALCOHOL -weekly and drunk at fests : 30pts (don't get drunk weekly, but I do have the odd beer and/or wine glass quite often...)
IX. ARTS
-web designer/blogger : 10pts
-musician : 20pts
-photographer (live, bands) : 20pts
-cover artist : 30pts
X. BAND -UG band on UG label : 20pts
XI. MISCELLEANOUS; you own
-posters on wall : 10pts
-bullet belt : 10pts
-human bones : 20pts
-vest with patches : 20pts

Score: 340... I swear to keep it alive! I promise metal will thrive! Hahaha
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2012 10:26 am    Post subject: Re: THE ULTIMATE METALHEAD TEST Reply with quote

i took out that which didn't fit correctly or were zeros, 'could have gotten more points a few years ago.
i find it offensive that you didn't ask people if they practiced the dark arts. how can you be a warrior ov death if you cannot summon up demons or travel to other astral planes? that's something a bottle of miller's and the latest goatmetal album are useless for.

asmael LeBouc wrote:
How kvlt art thou? 
Art thou a true WARRIOR OV DEATH or an e-dork?
This is the ultimate METALHEAD TEST.
Prove your worth. Scene cred and shit.
And then answer the poll with yer result to see what this forum is truly made of.

I. HAIR; core of the issue
short : -10pts

II. TATTOOS
-no : -10pts

IV. SHOES
-sneakers/loafers/smart shoes : -10pt

VI. GIGS, thou scenester
-sev. times a year : 20pts

VII. SENIORITY, been listening to metal for
- +20 : 30pts

IX. ARTS 
-web designer/blogger : 10pts
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2012 2:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can we get bonus points if we have never sold a record on ebay or never owned anything by watain?
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 4:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chicken_Dance wrote:
20 year old scenester girls


Where are they?
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 2:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

autonomous deity wrote:
Can we get bonus points if we have never sold a record on ebay or never owned anything by watain?


Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 2:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

autonomous deity wrote:
Can we get bonus points if we have never sold a record on ebay or never owned anything by watain?

stolen for signature
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Can we get bonus points if we have never sold a record on ebay or never owned anything by watain?

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 2:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Carpathian Florist wrote:
Chicken_Dance wrote:
20 year old scenester girls


Where are they?

Mainly Los Angeles in my experience...
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 6:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cowboy boots really? -10 points for kids??? For fukk's sake!!! Confused
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 6:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I own 4 bullet belts,does that make it 40 pts?
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