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Which clones are the shittiest?
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Which band's clones are the most irritating?
Blasphemy/Bestial/War/etc
39%
 39%  [ 104 ]
Darkthrone/General Norsk ripoffs
36%
 36%  [ 96 ]
Incantation/Dark US DM
4%
 4%  [ 12 ]
Swedeath/Entombed ripoffs
19%
 19%  [ 51 ]
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nileppez



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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 1:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Skyforger's debut is better, or at least competetive with, most of viking era Bathory.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 1:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

nileppez wrote:
Skyforger's debut is better, or at least competetive with, most of viking era Bathory.


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Only one good band in whole that folkish worthless crap is Skyclad. And no, I don't count viking-era Bathory (which is awesome) with those jolly flute faggots.

I hate when people come to tell me that something is "Folk Black Metal" when it's lyrics certainly (most of the time at least) don't have anything in common with black metal.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 1:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Necrosathanas wrote:
nileppez wrote:
Skyforger's debut is better, or at least competetive with, most of viking era Bathory.


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jolly flute faggots.
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Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 3:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

All these shitty bedroom-DSBM bands
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 5:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

norsecore crap is still the worst thing happened in extreme metal history so far.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 1:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Necrosathanas wrote:
I hate when people come to tell me that something is "Folk Black Metal" when it's lyrics certainly (most of the time at least) don't have anything in common with black metal.


To add insult to injury these bands often have nothing to do with "Folk" either despite being bestowed the title.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 2:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Zone wrote:
Necrosathanas wrote:
nileppez wrote:
Skyforger's debut is better, or at least competetive with, most of viking era Bathory.


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jolly flute faggots.
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Laughing
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Primitive



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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 2:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What's up with people calling war metal a trend? I have never in my life seen a bunch of high schooler kids walking around with blasphemy and conqueror shirts... never in my life. I have however seen a bunch of poser high schoolers with darkthrone/emporer/immortal shirts on.
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VnholyCvntz



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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 2:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Primitive wrote:
What's up with people calling war metal a trend? I have never in my life seen a bunch of high schooler kids walking around with blasphemy and conqueror shirts... never in my life. I have however seen a bunch of poser high schoolers with darkthrone/emporer/immortal shirts on.


It's a more recent trend, that's probably why. Also, it's more of an "online" thing (since most of these tryhard pseudo-kvlt fags probably never attend shows) Just log on to Facebook and you'll see a bunch of teenage fags/cunts in Blasphemy, Morbosidad, Teitanblood, Beherit, etc shirts.



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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 2:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If I had seen a girl wearing a dress like that in high school I would have shit myself and fainted from the quickness of bloodflow from my brain to my penis.

Now, however... Laughing
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Primitive



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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 2:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh dear fuck.... that last pic is too much for me to handle. I'm speechless Neutral wow...
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 2:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

this last pic is more evil than everything else posted on this forum
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 3:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Krowley textz n' Blasphemophagher!"
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 3:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This whole new "bestial glamour of t-shirt alterations" trend can fuck right off...

also:
Necrosathanas wrote:
jolly flute faggots

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 3:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Any poorly composed hybrid/crossover crap can go fuck itself. Practically every single "folk metal" band consists of retarded drinking song rhythms, lame as fuck "metal riffs" (the same fucking riff) and some "flute breakdown".

If it were a food, it would be like trying to combine elements of japanese food and central european cooking with the end result of having raw fish in a strudel.
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