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PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2012 7:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"tupac is rip"

from highschool bathroom
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2012 9:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Read this earlier today...

"Who's killing Joke? I couldn't find them on metal archives."
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2012 9:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Manowar are the spirit of heavy metal"
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 15, 2012 9:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Primitive wrote:
Read this earlier today...

"Who's killing Joke? I couldn't find them on metal archives."


Laughing
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Well black metal doesn't really go in that group... at all.... Black metal is all witches and warlocks and graveyards....

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2012 5:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Even back in what you consider "the day" you could still buy singles though, they were called 40" vinyl's."
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2012 6:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Flicking through old zines today I came across this answer to a question about their song "I Raped Britney Spears" in a Sadogoat/Sadomator interview which made me laugh;

"That song is a true story, it is kind of a game me and Britney have, she likes it hard and enjoys playing rape games where i tie her up in chains, sometimes even in barbed wire, she likes being penetrated with tools and all sorts of instruments, she is a real nasty nympho, she might act all cute and tasteful on television but I know her dark side, actually you might have heard she gave birth some time ago, I was the father of that child from that very rape I was singing about, of course she would never admit it as her relation to me would take away her cd sales so she pays that fag Kevin she hangs out with to pose with her in the media, but when she gets lonely at night she calls me or sends her private jet to get me and then i will bring some nasty shit and sodomize her all night, sometimes we force Kevin to look, because even though he is only a cover up he has fallen in love with her for real and she gets even more turned on when she see him cry in disgust over the things we do."
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2012 9:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That is the best thing I've ever read! Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2012 9:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Buarainech wrote:
Flicking through old zines today I came across this answer to a question about their song "I Raped Britney Spears" in a Sadogoat/Sadomator interview which made me laugh;

"That song is a true story, it is kind of a game me and Britney have, she likes it hard and enjoys playing rape games where i tie her up in chains, sometimes even in barbed wire, she likes being penetrated with tools and all sorts of instruments, she is a real nasty nympho, she might act all cute and tasteful on television but I know her dark side, actually you might have heard she gave birth some time ago, I was the father of that child from that very rape I was singing about, of course she would never admit it as her relation to me would take away her cd sales so she pays that fag Kevin she hangs out with to pose with her in the media, but when she gets lonely at night she calls me or sends her private jet to get me and then i will bring some nasty shit and sodomize her all night, sometimes we force Kevin to look, because even though he is only a cover up he has fallen in love with her for real and she gets even more turned on when she see him cry in disgust over the things we do."


Explains what caused her Head shaving psychotic behavior some years ago. Guess she was lonely...
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 2:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hohoho, extremely funny. Was this written by Eminem?
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 2:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

NK7 wrote:
I won't let the children of Ipod and youtube miscultures pollute my scene.


Dominance wrote:
fartcough wrote:
Isn't Craft MLO as well? Are they gonna kill themselves!??!??

Yeah man, why do you think they drink and smoke?


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The sound is extremly fucked up.... like dubbed in a toilette from the neighbour toilette
by the recording-function of Hitlerīs old motorola handy...


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Seems like you're not familiar with sarcasm.


sorry, I'm german.

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Quorthon didn't die, he lives eternally in the hearts of every south American bootlegger. He's the tupac of black metal.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 10:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

People who politely ask me "are you a Christian?" while i'm wearing t-shirts with obvious satanic/anti-christian imagery. Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 11:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

While sitting at a bar wearing an Iron Maiden shirt:

Female bartender: "What's on your shirt"
Me: "Their a band; it's a tour shirt"
Bartender: "I've never heard of them"
Me: "They are most known for their music released during the 80s"
Bartender: "Oh...I was born in the 80s"
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 12:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A friend & I at a festival, a bunch of guys came to us and asked "Are you the guys from Lamb of god ?"

Laughing Embarassed
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 12:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SWO wrote:
People who politely ask me "are you a Christian?" while i'm wearing t-shirts with obvious satanic/anti-christian imagery. Laughing
Probably I know what you're talking about. I've got that Warhammer's shirt with the "No Beast So Fierce", so once some moron tried to scream at me from a car "stop wearing this shirt with a cross!"

Another idiot (who knows what type of music I listen to and knows about my atheist views as well) asked me in the college "do you believe in this symbol (=cross)?"...

It's not that surprising in the case of the dude in a car, who was maybe 10 meters away from me, but I still wonder how the other guy managed to overlook the crucified goat, its dick etc. Laughing


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

At chaos in tejas earlier this year I saw two guys walking towards me on 6th street (I was drunk of course) one was wearing a ssp shirt and the other had a nyogtheabliz shirt (I think I actually spelled that right without checking!) So I said "hey that's a bad ass shirt, you guys going to black witchery tonight?" And their reply was "we are black witchery" haha felt kinda dumb asking two guys from black witchery if they're gonna see black witchery lol then we bullshitted for a second and I went about my way. True story Razz it was a shocking reply though that certainly cought me off guard.
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