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I.T.



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PostPosted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 3:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Extreme Noise Terror - If you're only in it for the music (about SOD and Billy Milano).

Dont know if it was posted before...

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If you're only in it for the music
just fuck off we aren't interested
in your stance fascist, racist, sexist shit
fuck off you fat Nazi pig bastard
Milano - you're dead!



Not really "making fun", rather insulting and provoking them.

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It's 100% lame, except when it comes from ANAL CUNT.


The best is dead, gay and dropped. Especially the "dropped" parts !

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shannon hoon,you're dead,kurt cobain,you're dead,jerry garcia,you're dead
elton john,you're gay,joe bonni,you're gay,jm j bullock,you're gay
bolt thrower,you're dropped,suffocation,you're dropped,napalm death, you're dropped

you're deader than sharon tate and her baby,you've swallowed more cum than rod stewart,you've sold less records than old lady drivers,you're dead,you're gay,you're dropped

pedro zamora,you're dead,freddie mercury,you're dead,mr. jessup,you're dead
michael stipe,you're gay,quentin crisp,you're gay,fred schneider,you're gay
sacred reich,you're dropped,cathedral,you're dropped,immolation,you're
dropped

you're deader than rock hudson and liberace,you've swallowed more cum than truman capote,you've sold less records than candiru and dead world,you're dead,you're gay,you're dropped.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 3:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I didn't read the whole thread but I have this song in mind:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud4DckwubFc&bpctr=1356653595

ARYAN TERRORISM - Crush the Lies

Quote:
Crush the lies
Crush the lies
Crush the lies
Crush the fucking lies

The time has come terminate the unnecessary branches.
Betrayers must die.
Jewish bloodsuckers try to kill our BLACK METAL FIGHT
by selling it like a theatre.
Today they receive our weapons,
the clowns which surround us.

Crush the lies
Crush the lies
Crush the lies
Crush the fucking lies

Dimmu Borgir are fucking clowns, gays, venal bitches.
They all sell their asses for a gram of heroin.
Explode the bomb on their gig?

Clowns of cradle of shit are perverts
trading in their defects,
singing with castrated voices of their teenager’s problems.
This is a pornographic clownade burn them fucking alive?

Crush the lies
Crush the lies
Crush the lies
Crush the fucking lies

The mother fucking Kovenant is beyond any hatred.
That homosexual bastard Nagash,
We should cut through his ass with a chainsaw.

what a painted mug?
these are the businessmen from Marduk.
panzer division Marduk?
Huh! Motherfuckers division Marduk!

Crush the lies
Crush the lies
Crush the lies
Crush the fucking lies

Ihsahn – bald-headed freak from “mystic” Emperor.
Where were all your mystics sold out?
or has it been exchanged for Israel’s citizenship,
were the money all you want?

After them all goes Nergal from Behemoth with a big fucking penis-horn on his forehead,so…he may put it into his asshole, it’s right place…

Death to posers! Continue to fight them! Crush the lies!
Don’t let them fool you.
ONLY TRUE BLACK METAL WAR!

SIEG UND KRIEG!
SIEG UND KRIEG!
SIEG UND KRIEG!
SIEG UND KRIEG!

Crush the lies
Crush the lies
Crush the lies
Crush the lies
Crush the fucking...

source: http://www.lyricsondemand.com/a/aryanterrorismlyrics/crushthelieslyrics.html


The awful english's got all the swag, IMO.
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I.T.



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PostPosted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 3:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow, bad english and serious bashing without irony or dark humour make total killer lyrics.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 3:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Exactly.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 6:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MtXvtZAPWY
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 27, 2012 10:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

AWB666 wrote:
I think this recent example could fit this thread...

Asphyx "Deathhammer"

^Absolutely pathetic! They dislike certain elements of what they hear & see in todays Death Metal (as we all do I'm sure) and this is what they come up with??? Why even approach such a theme? Makes more of a mockery of themselves than any of the bands or music they seek to ridicule. This type of crap is exactly what DM isn't about. "vocals so poor, like frogs in a moor"?? "guitars like clouds of fruit flies"?? -pff, sounds like something fucking Eminem would have written.


You can't touch this album, fuck off. Repent you dog!
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 2:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

[quote="harmless"

I remember reading/hearing a story about Onslaught stealing the cover of "Power from Hell" from another band but can't for the life of me remember more of the story. Anyone more up to date on this?[/quote]
It's stolen from the cover of old Creepy (or Eerie, can't remember which) comic
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 5:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

AWB666 wrote:
I think this recent example could fit this thread...

Asphyx "Deathhammer"

decades ago, a time now long gone
death metal had its pure form
so easy then amongst global friends
a bold scene never to conform
changes set in, pollution begins
despicable developments
the duty to return and make all traitors burn
on to your knees and repent

deathhammer

vocals so poor, like frogs in a moor
guitars like clouds of fruit flies
where's the bass sound, drums that don't pound
hear how our iron church cries
they don't give a fuck, just collecting bucks
acting like statues on stage
our final call to all those false
we summon thou bastards to rage

deathhammer

writing the pages, lasting for ages
restore purity that once was
deathhammer bloodstained, death will die again
this is our doctrine and cause
chapters demanding, episodes ending
deliverin the death metal bill
the years of the leech, finished as we preach
if you won't face death we will

deathhammer.

^Absolutely pathetic! They dislike certain elements of what they hear & see in todays Death Metal (as we all do I'm sure) and this is what they come up with??? Why even approach such a theme? Makes more of a mockery of themselves than any of the bands or music they seek to ridicule. This type of crap is exactly what DM isn't about. "vocals so poor, like frogs in a moor"?? "guitars like clouds of fruit flies"?? -pff, sounds like something fucking Eminem would have written.



it's like "death the brutal way".... "we don't need no make up". horns up to the Asphyx cult, they can do EVEN this nowadays if they want... they don't have to proof a shit, they are untouchables.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 5:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Superterrorizer wrote:
I didn't read the whole thread but I have this song in mind:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud4DckwubFc&bpctr=1356653595

ARYAN TERRORISM - Crush the Lies


The awful english's got all the swag, IMO.

That was posted on first page, immediately came into my mind too. It would be very embarassing if Varggoth wasn't actually a better musician than all of those he thrashes in that song.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 5:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I.T. wrote:
Quote:
If you're only in it for the music
just fuck off we aren't interested
in your stance fascist, racist, sexist shit
fuck off you fat Nazi pig bastard
Milano - you're dead!


This makes the most illiterate Eastern European NSBM acts seem like high literature.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 6:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes. But at least they go straight to the core. Ha ha.

Seems like they didnt understand the hilariousness in the SOD lyrics, which forces me to consider them as a good band with lame guys inside.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 1:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No surprise with bands like ENT anyway. We're talking about one of the early crust bands. A lot of them would be against the lyrics of bands like SOD regardless if it was for humor or not.

Also regarding it being illegible? Read it with grammar as if spoken to you:
If you're only in it for the music just fuck off.
We aren't interested in your stance fascist, racist, sexist shit
Fuck off you fat Nazi pig bastard.
Milano, you're dead!


It makes a fuck lot more sense than Varggoth or whatever the fuck his name is who did Aryan Terrorism's broken english about black metal selling out.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 3:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SoRe ThRoAt:

"If D.R.I. play in our town
We'll lock them in a venue and burn the fucker down"

"16 quid for a hooded sweat top?
Napalm Death...FUCK OFF"

"Bring (Milano's head) to me now on a fucking stick
Instigate a grisly death for the Nazi prick!"

"If MDC ever play here again
We'll nail them to a fucking tree
And then that's the end of them"
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 6:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

when is someone going to write a song calling out these anti fascist people as being the hypocritical pricks that they are. Fighting fascism with fascism isn't anti fascism fucking nit wits. Its a game of my fascism will reign over your fascism heil me....bullshit.

or the I hate you, "you must be a nazi scum" logic.
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 28, 2012 6:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

based on a true story
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUQLXy3Vk24
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