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| Do the test first and then, what's your kvltness? |
| 0-100: you wuss, get outta here |
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19% |
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| 100-200 : carry on kid |
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| 200-300 : you are worthy |
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33% |
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| +300 : You are Anastasis V. from Dead Congregation |
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Minesweeper
Joined: 25 Feb 2010
Posts: 172
Location: Brisburn,Australia
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I. HAIR; core of the issue
-long : +20pts
II. TATTOOS
-a few : 10pts
III. TSHIRTS; you wear them with pride
-everyday : 30pts
IV. SHOES
-army/biker boots : 20pts
V. RECORDS
-around 500 : 10pts
VI. GIGS, thou scenester
-regularly : 10pts
VII. SENIORITY, been listening to metal for
- +20 : 30pts
VIII. ALCOHOL
-every weekend : 20pts
IX. ARTS
-musician : 20pts
X. BAND
-UG band on UG label : 20pts
XI. MISCELLEANOUS; you own
-posters on wall : 10pts
-bullet belt : 10pts
-vest with patches : 20pts
-deer skull : 30pts
260points
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probert
Joined: 15 Jul 2009
Posts: 7070
Location: stankonia
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| Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 7:09 pm Post subject: Re: THE ULTIMATE METALHEAD TEST |
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well what the fuck
I. HAIR; core of the issue
-very long : +30pts
II. TATTOOS
-no : -10pts
III. TSHIRTS; you wear them with pride
-everyday : 30pts
IV. SHOES
steel toed docs? ill give myself 10pts
V. RECORDS
-around 500 : 10pts
VI. GIGS, thou scenester
-twice a year : 0pt
VII. SENIORITY, been listening to metal for
-15-20 : 20pts
VIII. ALCOHOL
i've had enough for a lifetime, very rarely now. ill give myself 10
IX. ARTS
-musician : 20pts
X. BAND
yeh and i put out our record so 20pts
(please buy! www.ohmwar.com )
XI. MISCELLEANOUS; you own
-vest with patches : 20pts
-actual goats : 100
260, without my goats 160.
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Hallucinogen
Joined: 24 Nov 2012
Posts: 1238
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| Posted: Fri May 10, 2013 1:32 am Post subject: |
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| Cover artist gives more points than musician? Wot. I got 50 points, but I feel like I deserve more! |
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asmael LeBouc
Joined: 02 Nov 2009
Posts: 4311
Location: Paris
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| Posted: Fri May 10, 2013 1:37 am Post subject: |
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| Hallucinogen wrote: | | Cover artist gives more points than musician? Wot. I got 50 points, but I feel like I deserve more! |
As said in the 1st page:
"Musician you win more points if you add the BAND side. You get 20 + 20 right? "
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Solarfall
Joined: 29 Jan 2013
Posts: 93
Location: France
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| Posted: Fri May 10, 2013 1:41 am Post subject: |
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50 
Seniority and alcohol saved me from total shame  |
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Hallucinogen
Joined: 24 Nov 2012
Posts: 1238
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| Posted: Fri May 10, 2013 2:21 am Post subject: |
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| asmael LeBouc wrote: | | Hallucinogen wrote: | | Cover artist gives more points than musician? Wot. I got 50 points, but I feel like I deserve more! |
As said in the 1st page:
"Musician you win more points if you add the BAND side. You get 20 + 20 right? " |
bu-butt what if you're a one man band (that hasn't released anything)?! |
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EternalNight
Joined: 28 Oct 2012
Posts: 706
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| Posted: Fri May 10, 2013 2:29 am Post subject: |
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I. HAIR; core of the issue
-long : +20pts
My hair is long. But it is curly. So I assume that if I straighten My hair it will become very long. But Ive never done that.
II. TATTOOS
None -10
III. TSHIRTS; you wear them with pride
-everyday : 30pts
IV. SHOES
Nothing But My torn out converse. I haven't gotten My ass around to buy new cowboy boots.
-10
V. RECORDS
-around 500 : 10pts
Around 200. And since It's not less than 100 I give myself 10pts. And i'm poor. So I can't afford to buy records all the time.
VI. GIGS, thou scenester
-sev. times a year : 20pts
VII. SENIORITY, been listening to metal for
- 5-10 years
0pts
VIII. ALCOHOL
-never -10
I just don't drink.
IX. ARTS
-musician : 20pts
X. BAND
small unknown amateur band : 10pts
XI. MISCELLEANOUS; you own
-posters on wall : 10pts
-bullet belt : 10pts
-vest with patches : 20pts
130 pts. |
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satanic ritual abuse
Joined: 09 May 2011
Posts: 2849
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| Posted: Fri May 10, 2013 3:04 am Post subject: |
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I have the same score, but I wouldn't spend 100+€ on a S.W. record.
190: short hair & sneakers, but lots of posters and noise and saved by booze of course...when I grow a little older, I'll finally become kvlt at last.
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Dostojanstvenik
Joined: 10 Sep 2010
Posts: 1262
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| Posted: Fri May 10, 2013 3:35 am Post subject: |
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Joker, The
Joined: 20 Feb 2013
Posts: 25
Location: Arapahoe County Jail
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| Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 8:14 pm Post subject: Re: THE ULTIMATE METALHEAD TEST |
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[quote="moonan"] | asmael LeBouc wrote: |
Cowboy boots, also known as Santiags are the ultimate shit with leather pants!
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That maybe if your going to the local gay bar.
Leather and Cowboy boots should be minus points. +1 |
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Black Kommunion
Joined: 19 Aug 2009
Posts: 394
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Leichenbergen
Joined: 05 Jul 2012
Posts: 68
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| Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 9:19 pm Post subject: |
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I. HAIR; core of the issue
-very long : +30pts
II. TATTOOS
-no : -10pts
III. TSHIRTS; you wear them with pride
-everyday : 30pts
IV. SHOES
-sneakers/loafers/smart shoes : -10pt
V. RECORDS
-less 100 : 0pt
VI. GIGS, thou scenester
-twice a year : 0pt
VII. SENIORITY, been listening to metal for
-5-10 years: 0pts
VIII. ALCOHOL
-couple times a month : 10pts
IX. ARTS
-musician : 20pts
X. BAND
-small unknown amateur band : 10pts
XI. MISCELLEANOUS; you own
-posters on wall : 10pts
-vest with patches : 20pts
TOTAL: 110
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abomination_virginborn
Joined: 09 Feb 2008
Posts: 548
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| Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2013 3:03 pm Post subject: |
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| ill omen wrote: | | did anastasis weigh in on this yet? i have my doubts as to whether he would score 300. |
If you're A.V and you bother to take the test: -1000 |
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jameswolfe
Joined: 28 Nov 2010
Posts: 2489
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I'm at 0.
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slokopdeborrel
Joined: 01 Sep 2010
Posts: 263
Location: Vlaams-Brabant
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| Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 12:24 am Post subject: |
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| Only 20 pts for shaved head I suppose but how much points for a cushion of butt hair? |
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