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templedclxvi



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 9:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

THIS ONE GOES OUT TO THE POWERLIFTING SKINS...
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Son of Satan



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 9:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Slaughter wrote:
Blesssshhhhhhhhhh...
...Blessshhhhh fiiiimöööööö


the banter on that album always makes me cringe for some reason Laughing

outbreak ovvvvv!!!!!! outbreak ovvvvvvvvvvvvvv!!!!!!! outbreak ov evil!!
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 10:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

this one is a total classic:
"we changed the lyrics because we had some fuckin' problems with the police, now it's called 'Anticop', fuck the police!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Son of Satan



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 10:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkunt wrote:
this one is a total classic:
"we changed the lyrics because we had some fuckin' problems with the police, now it's called 'Anticop', fuck the police!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



hahahaha dumbest shit ever Wagner was probably pissing his pants laughing.
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Hellfire Commando



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I love the SLAUGHTER live recordings on the 3CD boxset...
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Devoured Death wrote:
I can't believe no-one has mentioned Proscriptor:

"JUST OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!"



"I am so tweaked out magically."


Not from live banter, but from this hilarious/atrocious video interview. He says it while drinking a 32oz Bud Ice. Funniest shit ever, BENEDICTINE PALPATATIONS knows what I am talking about.
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ryan_the_snake



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 11:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

wirelessbanality wrote:
Chit019 wrote:
I remember some old 7" inch made by US punks thats filled with stage banters of Cronos when they toured the US back then, hilarious stuff.



http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/HT/Venom_-_Live_at_City_Gardens.mp3

the Venom live Ecstatic Peace! single is pretty infamous. supposedly the recordings were made by a Black Flag roadie while they where on tour w/them in during the mid-80s...

my favorite part is when the reverb kicks in on FUCK YOU MAN - WE'RE GONNA GET OUT HERE AND DO SOME GIGS.


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Demonslaught



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8iwchjUleg

I was glad to hear this first hand at Heathen Crusade II. Haha.
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CraiGORE



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is pretty funny http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDk2zGJR8jM&feature=related
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GHOAT



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

WOW. STFU and play already. I love Atlantis Ascendant.


A couple GEMS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anBFCNEekUg

We played this show too, this was the opening band, and at this point they were playing to maybe 6 people. The girl is Adina Blaise, who, at one point was in Acheron.

THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/user/BrianosKellicos#p/u/24/ashTQ9OHyeI

Was the funniest shit EVER. Besides the one guy in the hat, right up front (who was there, in that spot, for all 6 bands), there was NO ONE watching them, besides the parents of someone in the band, who looked so proud, it was uncomfortable.

This is kid's rant seemed so forced and uncomfortable that it made my chest hurt and I had to walk outside.
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Humus



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like the way Lips talks through an Anvil show. It's like an amateur stand-up comedy with stories from his everyday life.

I remember a tirade from the fat guy from Krieg back when they played in Belgium with Black witchery/Armagedda about metallers holding their girlfriends hands in the back of the venue. And something about Mystic circle too. I think it got released on the Antaeus/Krieg tape. Yeah well, atleast the metalheads in the back didn't leave the scene ripping people off a few years later.
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Hellfire Commando



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah Lips is hilarious! He always tried to add things that are in the news to his introductions too. Funny guy!

The MIDNIGHT 7" PD that came with Farewell to Hell had funny stage banter too.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 1:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

GHOAT wrote:
THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/user/BrianosKellicos#p/u/24/ashTQ9OHyeI

Was the funniest shit EVER. Besides the one guy in the hat, right up front (who was there, in that spot, for all 6 bands), there was NO ONE watching them, besides the parents of someone in the band, who looked so proud, it was uncomfortable.

This is kid's rant seemed so forced and uncomfortable that it made my chest hurt and I had to walk outside.


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blodhemn9



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 1:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bruce Dickinson has many ticks on his belt for both 'best' and 'worst' stage banter.
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Carlzilla



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 1:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Schnauzer.
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