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best (worst?) stage banter
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Nocturnal Deathstrike



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 1:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Slaughter wrote:
Blesssshhhhhhhhhh...
...Blessshhhhh fiiiimöööööö


Took me a few minutes fo figure that one out, ha ha !
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PANZERBASTARD



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 2:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

GHOAT wrote:
WOW. STFU and play already. I love Atlantis Ascendant.


A couple GEMS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anBFCNEekUg

We played this show too, this was the opening band, and at this point they were playing to maybe 6 people. The girl is Adina Blaise, who, at one point was in Acheron.

THIS:
http://www.youtube.com/user/BrianosKellicos#p/u/24/ashTQ9OHyeI

Was the funniest shit EVER. Besides the one guy in the hat, right up front (who was there, in that spot, for all 6 bands), there was NO ONE watching them, besides the parents of someone in the band, who looked so proud, it was uncomfortable.

This is kid's rant seemed so forced and uncomfortable that it made my chest hurt and I had to walk outside.
Laughing Laughing Laughing What a cringe inducing night all the way around.At least we all got to suffer together.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 2:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jim Konya and Don of the Dead are pretty hilarious (Nunslaughter, if you don't know). They always get pissed at each other running into separate introductions for each song. Laughing

Someone had mentioned Proscriptor earlier. When I saw ABSU play during SXSW last year, He introduced 'Swords and Leather' by saying...

"This next song's called 'Swords and Leather.' Thats fucking it. Swords and fucking leather. That's all that ever mattered. That's all that I am. Swords and fucking leather!!!!" Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 2:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I HATE the like, aristocratic, European pronunciation he put on his words. The way he rolls his r's. GAYNEZZ.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 2:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Slaughter wrote:
Blesssshhhhhhhhhh...
...Blessshhhhh fiiiimöööööö

Haha!

Nukliaaaaaaa...!
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PANZERBASTARD



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 3:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Best banter ever THIN LIZZY's Phil Lynott
'Are there any girls out there with any Irish in 'em?
Are there any girls who want a little MORE Irish in 'em?!'

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 3:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

probert wrote:
i just seen them, he was pretty annoying, he felt the need to explain what a circle pit was then asked for one before every song and it would start and then a minute later everyone would get bored and just stand there.

the music and sound was outstanding though.

What was he saying about Christmas carols?
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 3:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Proscriptor has the most legendary banter BUT if anyone's seen that Profanatica VHS there are some great ones:

Ledney introducing a song culminating in "THIS SONG IS FUCKING GODLY!!! I CAN'T BELIEEEVE WE'RE PLAYING THIS!!!"

And the best:

Crowd Member: "JESUS CHRIST WAS A I_Love_Blacks!"
PL: "WELL... COMING FROM THAT PART OF THE WORLD... I WOULDN'T BE SURPISED... IF HE WAS A FUCKING I_Love_Blacks!!!"
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 3:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haha, nice censorship on this board.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 4:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

David Vincent's post-reunion "big brother" talk.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 4:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Always thought this ruled. Scott and Mike from Cianide.....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKzpSEDSX7A
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 7:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Incinerator wrote:
probert wrote:
i just seen them, he was pretty annoying, he felt the need to explain what a circle pit was then asked for one before every song and it would start and then a minute later everyone would get bored and just stand there.

the music and sound was outstanding though.

What was he saying about Christmas carols?


haha, i vaguely remember that, i think someone yelled out "SILENT NIGHT!" and then he started babbling about xmas carols.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 8:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

GG Allin for both
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 10:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Devoured Death wrote:
I can't believe no-one has mentioned Proscriptor:

"JUST OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!"


THANK YOU, VERY VERY MUCH BELGIUM!!! WE ARE ABSUAHHHHH!!! HAILS TO YOUAHHHHH!!!!
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 10:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I_Love_Blacks I_Love_Blacks

...huh. Weird.

N I G G E R

There we go.
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