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Bestial Aggressor
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 Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:00 pm Post subject: Most embarrassing stage moments.. |
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Some people on this board play in bands, please share your most embarrassing live fuck ups/performances!
Mine had to be the 'gay dive': I missed the harmonic on the third fret of the G string (!) resulting in the campest sounding dive-bomb to ever come from my guitar  |
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TryMyTrust
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I drank gatorade before going on stage/while singing...
shit made this phlegm and i ended up doing a yell like puberty kicked in...
i also pulled a Taake once. I had a pair of jeans that didnt button right so i was headbanging and a friend started tugging on my pants so as i am playing my pants pull down and my ding dong flew out my boxers ha ha ha...
hm..
come to think of it..im like the worst frontman ever... |
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dreamethereal
Joined: 01 Sep 2007
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Location: CT, USA
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LOL @ the Taake story.
I think the worst thing I ever did was almost pulling a Danzig and falling off the stage. Thats about the worst i've had though...knock on wood. |
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Straxus
Joined: 07 Nov 2007
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Location: From Peruvian Hell
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TeethofSkull
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| first night of tour in an old band, broke low E string on the bass and didn't have a replacement, so had to tune the A string WAAY down, and so on. sloppy as hell set. and then people asked us to autograph our demos! a little starved for Metal in Omaha, NE, I think. |
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Nocturnal Deathstrike
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In 1999 on a gig with BESTIAL DESECRATION my guitar strap went to hell and I had to sit down on stage to be able to go on playing the song. Tormentor of DESASTER threw dimes in front of me and laughed his ass off.... 
And I stopped counting all the times strings fucked up, my guitar had electricity problems or my effect pedal blew up..... |
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Vegeta
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Will someone who is finnish care to elaborate on what Mika Luttinen says here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uacT38qDUnc - I'm especially curious about the part that makes the bassplayer do the gesture at 01:20  He dropped a ton of V-bombs in that speech I could tell at least.
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Tireheb
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| Vegeta wrote: | | Will someone who is finnish care to elaborate on what Mika Luttinen says here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uacT38qDUnc - I'm especially curious about the part that makes the bassplayer do the gesture at 01:20 He threw a lot of V-bombs in that speech I could tell at least. |
He rants about certain politicians and Helsinki/Turku suburb areas. Nothing too interesting.
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Funestus
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| Nocturnal Deathstrike wrote: | | In 1999 on a gig with BESTIAL DESECRATION my guitar strap went to hell and I had to sit down on stage to be able to go on playing the song. Tormentor of DESASTER threw dimes in front of me and laughed his ass off.... |
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skeletor666
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Seen carcass on the necrotiscism tour in 1991 and the drummer in true rock and roll fashion tossed his sticks to the audience only to realise seconds later he couldn't play the last two songs of the set because he couldn't find more sticks.
He had to ask for them back from the crowd to continue. Spinal tap stuff. |
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WolfkultReligion
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| Lots of great stuff. First thing that comes to mind is Crowbar being literally too heavy. One of the guys fell through the stage (only with his foot though) in Rotterdam. |
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urall
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i can remember a show of a local band - the long hair of one guitarist got stuck in the strings of the other guitarist his guitar. Minutes passed awkwardly until he got unstuck  |
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Crasse
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| urall wrote: | | i can remember a show of a local band - the long hair of one guitarist got stuck in the strings of the other guitarist his guitar. Minutes passed awkwardly until he got unstuck |
This happened to Hell Militia guys too. There was a video on youtube years ago, it was weird and uncomfortable to watch lol
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| skeletor666 wrote: | Seen carcass on the necrotiscism tour in 1991 and the drummer in true rock and roll fashion tossed his sticks to the audience only to realise seconds later he couldn't play the last two songs of the set because he couldn't find more sticks.
He had to ask for them back from the crowd to continue. Spinal tap stuff. |
lol that's great
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