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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2017 2:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

rthdx wrote:
Probably been posted before, I've seen just now. Not stupid, but definitely ridiculous:



Laughing


This reminds me of the King Ov Hell action figure I saw once.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2018 2:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aaand what we have here:



Yes! Nergal buttplug!

https://behemoth-store.com/product-eng-116-A-collectible-figurine-Nergal-Behemoth-dark-version.html

Makes absolute sense! Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2018 3:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2018 6:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

rthdx wrote:
Aaand what we have here:



Yes! Nergal buttplug!

https://behemoth-store.com/product-eng-116-A-collectible-figurine-Nergal-Behemoth-dark-version.html

Makes absolute sense! Laughing


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2018 6:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

horrificus wrote:
[His Forehead needs to be closer to the real fivehead his neck struggles to hold


Fucking SAVAGE! Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2018 9:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hilarious - here it is in real life.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDoVC_zYJCU This is the best I have seen in some time Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2018 9:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

rthdx wrote:
Aaand what we have here:



Yes! Nergal buttplug!

https://behemoth-store.com/product-eng-116-A-collectible-figurine-Nergal-Behemoth-dark-version.html

Makes absolute sense! Laughing


Holy fuck that merch store is a mess, do they even move enough of this shit to justify having it made in the first place?
Behemoth candles, 20 types of necklaces and a fucking Nergal bust, it's all so pointless.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2018 10:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It... it is sold out... the fucking goofy 140$ Nergal bust is sold out. Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2018 10:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Scorn Pole wrote:
rthdx wrote:
Aaand what we have here:



Yes! Nergal buttplug!

https://behemoth-store.com/product-eng-116-A-collectible-figurine-Nergal-Behemoth-dark-version.html

Makes absolute sense! Laughing


Holy fuck that merch store is a mess, do they even move enough of this shit to justify having it made in the first place?
Behemoth candles, 20 types of necklaces and a fucking Nergal bust, it's all so pointless.
Yeah nothing scream BLACK METAL as selling coffee. Again see this for a good laugh - the bust became alive https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDoVC_zYJCU
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2018 10:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

bearsbearsbears wrote:
It... it is sold out... the fucking goofy 140$ Nergal bust is sold out. Laughing

Not even slightly surprised. No need to underestimate the amount of degenerates involved into metal-related collecting, and Behemoth fanbase obviously go far further average Nwn!-forum vinyl collectors. Wink
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2018 11:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just imagine walking into a friend's living room and seeing that bust on a shelf. Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2018 11:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd imagine that thing was sold exclusive to fat mall goth girls & dudes who post those unboxing YouTube videos of Leviathan rarities.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2018 11:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What kind of degenerate piece of shit would even remotely consider buying something like that?
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2018 12:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

AncientSlumber wrote:
Just imagine walking into a friend's living room and seeing that bust on a shelf. Laughing

Oh, not Varg vs Euro shitsmeared dildo story again! Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2018 1:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

rthdx wrote:
AncientSlumber wrote:
Just imagine walking into a friend's living room and seeing that bust on a shelf. Laughing

Oh, not Varg vs Euro shitsmeared dildo story again! Laughing


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