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 Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:26 pm Post subject: Bands making fun of other bands in their songs |
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Some of my favourites:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TdObTdR3F8
Sore Throat - The Kill(ing): "16 quid for a hooded sweatshirt.......NAPALM DEATH FUKK OFF!!!!"
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AWB666
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I think this recent example could fit this thread...
Asphyx "Deathhammer"
decades ago, a time now long gone
death metal had its pure form
so easy then amongst global friends
a bold scene never to conform
changes set in, pollution begins
despicable developments
the duty to return and make all traitors burn
on to your knees and repent
deathhammer
vocals so poor, like frogs in a moor
guitars like clouds of fruit flies
where's the bass sound, drums that don't pound
hear how our iron church cries
they don't give a fuck, just collecting bucks
acting like statues on stage
our final call to all those false
we summon thou bastards to rage
deathhammer
writing the pages, lasting for ages
restore purity that once was
deathhammer bloodstained, death will die again
this is our doctrine and cause
chapters demanding, episodes ending
deliverin the death metal bill
the years of the leech, finished as we preach
if you won't face death we will
deathhammer.
^Absolutely pathetic! They dislike certain elements of what they hear & see in todays Death Metal (as we all do I'm sure) and this is what they come up with??? Why even approach such a theme? Makes more of a mockery of themselves than any of the bands or music they seek to ridicule. This type of crap is exactly what DM isn't about. "vocals so poor, like frogs in a moor"?? "guitars like clouds of fruit flies"?? -pff, sounds like something fucking Eminem would have written.
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| addison wrote: | | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud4DckwubFc&skipcontrinter=1 |
first thing that came to mind! and the line "Where were all your mystics sold out? or has it been exchanged for Israels citizenship" is still used to this day in conversation!
Lyrics:
"Crush the lies
Crush the lies
Crush the lies
Crush the fucking lies
The time has come terminate the unnecessary branches.
Betrayers must die.
Jewish bloodsuckers try to kill our BLACK METAL FIGHT
by selling it like a theatre.
Today they receive our weapons,
the clowns which surround us.
Crush the lies
Crush the lies
Crush the lies
Crush the fucking lies
Dimmu Borgir are fucking clowns, gays, venal bitches.
They all sell their asses for a gram of heroin.
Explode the bomb on their gig?
Clowns of cradle of shit are perverts
trading in their defects,
singing with castrated voices of their teenagers problems.
This is a pornographic clownade burn them fucking alive?
Crush the lies
Crush the lies
Crush the lies
Crush the fucking lies
The mother fucking Kovenant is beyond any hatred.
That homosexual bastard Nagash,
We should cut through his ass with a chainsaw.
what a painted mug?
these are the businessmen from Marduk.
panzer division Marduk?
Huh! Motherfuckers division Marduk!
Crush the lies
Crush the lies
Crush the lies
Crush the fucking lies
Ihsahn bald-headed freak from mystic Emperor.
Where were all your mystics sold out?
or has it been exchanged for Israels citizenship,
were the money all you want?
After them all goes Nergal from Behemoth with a big fucking penis-horn on his forehead,sohe may put it into his asshole, its right place
Death to posers! Continue to fight them! Crush the lies!
Dont let them fool you.
ONLY TRUE BLACK METAL WAR!
SIEG UND KRIEG!
SIEG UND KRIEG!
SIEG UND KRIEG!
SIEG UND KRIEG!
Crush the lies
Crush the lies
Crush the lies
Crush the lies
Crush the fucking..."
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| da666 wrote: | | addison wrote: | | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud4DckwubFc&skipcontrinter=1 |
first thing that came to mind! and the line "Where were all your mystics sold out? or has it been exchanged for Israels citizenship" is still used to this day in conversation!
Lyrics:
"Crush the lies
Crush the lies
Crush the lies
Crush the fucking lies
The time has come terminate the unnecessary branches.
Betrayers must die.
Jewish bloodsuckers try to kill our BLACK METAL FIGHT
by selling it like a theatre.
Today they receive our weapons,
the clowns which surround us.
Crush the lies
Crush the lies
Crush the lies
Crush the fucking lies
Dimmu Borgir are fucking clowns, gays, venal bitches.
They all sell their asses for a gram of heroin.
Explode the bomb on their gig?
Clowns of cradle of shit are perverts
trading in their defects,
singing with castrated voices of their teenagers problems.
This is a pornographic clownade burn them fucking alive?
Crush the lies
Crush the lies
Crush the lies
Crush the fucking lies
The mother fucking Kovenant is beyond any hatred.
That homosexual bastard Nagash,
We should cut through his ass with a chainsaw.
what a painted mug?
these are the businessmen from Marduk.
panzer division Marduk?
Huh! Motherfuckers division Marduk!
Crush the lies
Crush the lies
Crush the lies
Crush the fucking lies
Ihsahn bald-headed freak from mystic Emperor.
Where were all your mystics sold out?
or has it been exchanged for Israels citizenship,
were the money all you want?
After them all goes Nergal from Behemoth with a big fucking penis-horn on his forehead,sohe may put it into his asshole, its right place
Death to posers! Continue to fight them! Crush the lies!
Dont let them fool you.
ONLY TRUE BLACK METAL WAR!
SIEG UND KRIEG!
SIEG UND KRIEG!
SIEG UND KRIEG!
SIEG UND KRIEG!
Crush the lies
Crush the lies
Crush the lies
Crush the lies
Crush the fucking..." |
Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha
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Thoth
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The comments on this are absolutely hilarious.
Fucking youtube internet BM warriors.
EDIT: That Aryan Terrorism song is fucking great, hahaha |
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N.W.A and Ice Cube.
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Iron Lord
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| AWB666 wrote: | I think this recent example could fit this thread...
Asphyx "Deathhammer"
^Absolutely pathetic! They dislike certain elements of what they hear & see in todays Death Metal (as we all do I'm sure) and this is what they come up with??? Why even approach such a theme? Makes more of a mockery of themselves than any of the bands or music they seek to ridicule. This type of crap is exactly what DM isn't about. Sounds like something fucking Eminem would have written. |
That is embarrassingly poor and very reminiscent of Manowar in it's ridiculousness. I can vaguely understand when you're young and you get frustrated by others slack of authenticity but this is just pathetic.
I may form an Extreme Metal band and call our first demo 'Crush the E-mailers'. Yeah, that should work.
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^ damnit dude... Thats the first thing i thought of hahaha!!!
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