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DrkKnight



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 4:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

When did metal go rap? Next we'll see ganking and pimping everywhere after calling out other bands in song. Rolling Eyes
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widzew



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 4:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

my favorites are:
Bound for Glory "Fred is dead"
People Haters "Shitdick" (the part about Rob Halford)

there's more but these fucking rule
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DSS



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 5:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

widzew wrote:
my favorites are:
Bound for Glory "Fred is dead"


"AIDS will AIDS will kill you!"

Very Happy Now this used to be a sing along song during my/our younger days.

But "Crush The Lies" by Aryan Terrorism has probably the 'best' lyrics when it comes to bashing other bands:.

EDIT:
And I just noticed on the first page that dap666 beat me to it!


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The Exorcist



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 5:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dying Fetus - Kill your mother, rape your dog

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqOJD_TdIKY

Hilarious how they try to avoid their own laughter

Kill your mother and rape your dog!
Fuck these corporations and their fucking record stores,
I don't want my fucking paycheck feeding money whores
These bastards flood the market with their fabricated shit,
And laugh as this pathetic fucking music gets them rich...
Stay the fuck, right out of my life,
I don't need your, fucking advice,
You don't know what, our shit is all about,
So don't even try to figure it out,
Fuck your spice girls and your fucking pearl jam,
Its all a bunch a shit, I say, fuck it,
Fuck your dave matthews and your fucking rem,
You god damned bitch, fucking clueless
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 5:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That Asphyx song was beyond bad. The entire new album was pretty fucking boring and mediocre.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 5:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Actually, Origami Replika (a Norwegian noise band) had a kick-ass anti-black-metal song called "Satanist Slaughtered", which ended with the line "why don't you put your own hair on fire!" It was, uh, funnier than it sounds.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 5:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What is rock!?
Rock is the area between the balls
and the anus of a dog or of a man.

What is rock!?
Rock is the possibility of choking on your own vomit
in the back of a rapists van.

What is rock!?
Denim-clad Satanists making love
in the sewers of Birmingham during Maggie Thatcher's prime.

What is rock!?
Rock is meeting the Grim Reaper
in a sports arena stampede at the tender age of nine.

We keep on truckin', why oh why.
Spreading like cancer, my oh my.

What is rock!?
Backwards messages to boys and girls
to bring machine guns to their schools.

What is rock!?
No i'm not talking about canadian producer
and "fifth Metallica" Bob Rock, you fool.

What is rock!?
Old AC/DC? Cleveland, Ohio?
Basically it's harder, heavier,
and slightly more blues-based than pop.

What is rock!?
Historians keep nagging about Funhouse,
but me, I think Kill City's where it's at.
After decades of indie and house.
Six cats from oslo killed the mouse.

We saved rock 'n' roll . All on our own.
Enforced the toll on rock 'n' roll.
We saved rock 'n' roll .
With our bare hands.
We saved that goddamned rock 'n' roll.
So SKÅL!

But it ain't for free.
We got a crew, they're our employees.
They need to be catered, they got their own nice bus.
They've got worthy lives thanks to us.
Endless wait at the airport to pick up my bags.
Feeling so tired I could lay down and die.
Rune's walking on-stage and plays the wrong chord.
The roadies are laughing so hard they're wiping their eyes.
Many of them skilled musicians.
Multi-racial and tattooed.
But we're the main attraction, goddammit!
Those guys ain't got a clue.

After the show, sometimes we fraternize.
Together in the dark back lounge.
Pat each other shoulders, try to groove on a feeling.
Digging the old school sounds.
We ride and ride into the night.
And the temperatures getting hot.
But somehow the chemistry's never right.
Because we're doing blow.
And they smoke pot.

We saved rock 'n' roll.
All on our own.
Enforced the toll on rock 'n' roll.
We saved rock 'n' roll.
With our bare hands.
We saved the goddamned rock 'n' roll.

Where do we go from here? What can we do?
We can go left . We can go right.
Or you can go down on me.
What are we doing here? What's important in life?
My generation? My wife?
Wow!

What is rock!? I don't care!!!
Where is the cash? Where is the cash?
The money, the money, the money money money.
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DSS



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 5:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Was it Pentacle that wrote a song about the sellouts Onslaught and Anthrax?
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 5:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Always wondered that which band the Scepter's "Up Thy Ass" is about. Acid Reign?


UP THY ASS

England's answer to Anthrax
Smiley faces on your stacks
A dollar short and a day to live
Your trendy ways have sealed your fate

To sell more discs you heavied your band
You shaved your head now you think you're bad
When you changed your style, you crossed the line
And you must stand trial for your crimes

What you see is what you get
And there ain't nothing more to it
Fucking metal proud as hell
Heed the poseur death knell

Trends will always come as they will go
The only thing to do is stick with what you know
To all you fucking poseurs I bid my last
You can shove your false metal up thy ass!
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Sunnportal



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 5:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

pentfixion wrote:
Sunnportal wrote:
N.W.A and Ice Cube.


Cool

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsdLn46UXnA


Forgot about that one.

Probably that best example.
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GoldenBull



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 5:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spazz used to make fun of bands/people constantly. My favorite Spazz moment is when they called themselves "Mayonnaise the Bastard."
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blodhemn9



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 5:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ghoul (US) "Forbidden Crypts".. .about slaughtering nylon and mascara wearing black metal warriors.

"We smelled the greasepaint in the air,
They stumbled into town last night, completely unaware,
Clad in shirts of mesh and with mascara on their eyes
We saw a keyboard player and we knew they had to die.

They played a show at Ivan's Inn,
From underneath the stage we heard the caterwauling din,
They sang of forests, elves, and trolls,
The urge to kill them on the spot we barely could control

After the show they all got drunk,
Apparently to celebrate a set that really stunk,
To the graveyard they predictably paid call,
These lords of chaos whined about their tour bus being small

They spoke of Norway and "the scene"
The sound of laughing Ghouls reverberated through the trees
"We should take some pictures!" the one in chain mail said,
"That's it." Cremator growled, "It's time these idiots were dead."

They scattered like rats when they saw Ghoul attack,
The drummer was the first to go, a hook in his back
Machetes were sinking into painted flesh
Carnage and gore soaking leather and mesh
The keyboardist begged but Fermentor just laughed
We hacked off his hands and then chopped him in half
The vocalist was strangled with his very guts
His female back-up expired from her cuts

Splattering brain pans as a matter of course
Violently murdering with no fucking remorse

Their bassist, to a boobytrap, paid a toll
His head having gained five or six extra holes
The blood from his mouth made a hot, steamy treat
We savoured the moment, then sawed off his feet
Both of the guitarists made a run for the gate
Digestor cut them off and sealed their fate
One of them cried while the other was killed,
His tears did no good as his skull was still drilled

Slicing and dicing, our fanatic obsession
Of slaughtering poseurs, we've made a profession
In our forbidden...
Forbidden crypts!!! "
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DSS



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 6:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

DSS wrote:
Was it Pentacle that wrote a song about the sellouts Onslaught and Anthrax?


Tireheb wrote:
Always wondered that which band the Scepter's "Up Thy Ass" is about. Acid Reign?


UP THY ASS

England's answer to Anthrax
Smiley faces on your stacks
A dollar short and a day to live
Your trendy ways have sealed your fate

To sell more discs you heavied your band
You shaved your head now you think you're bad
When you changed your style, you crossed the line
And you must stand trial for your crimes

What you see is what you get
And there ain't nothing more to it
Fucking metal proud as hell
Heed the poseur death knell

Trends will always come as they will go
The only thing to do is stick with what you know
To all you fucking poseurs I bid my last
You can shove your false metal up thy ass!


You just answered my question! It was Scepter and not Pentacle then. The song is about Onslaught if I remember correctly.
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BreedingtheSpawn



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 6:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now I like Apshyx and all, but those fucking lyrics are lame. The lyrics are free styling in this thread.
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widzew



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 6:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

DSS wrote:
widzew wrote:
my favorites are:
Bound for Glory "Fred is dead"


"AIDS will AIDS will kill you!"

Very Happy Now this used to be a sing along song during my/our younger days.



It's even better to sing that along when they play it at the show
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