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HisEmissary
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Before I broke the shit out of my ankle and got lazy, I used to go to a place called Metal Health that's less than a mile from my place in CT. That was cool. I'll probably rejoin in my quest to become John Christ '89 by July.
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BBR
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| Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:14 pm Post subject: Re: Satanic Powerlifting |
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| Descension wrote: | | SplatteredRemnants wrote: | | Why is it that when people mention the sport of powerlifting amongst the war metal/black metal crowd, everyone quickly jumps to point out Blasphemy but absolutely nobody ever talks about Jim Wendler, creator of 5/3/1 strength program and one of the most respected guys in powerlifting? http://crossfitbattlefield.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Deathfest.jpg |
Killer shot.
If more losers in metal actually powerlifted and/or exercised, they wouldn't be losers. |
Nope still probably losers. |
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Kojiri
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| Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:25 pm Post subject: Re: Satanic Powerlifting |
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| BBR wrote: | | Descension wrote: | | SplatteredRemnants wrote: | | Why is it that when people mention the sport of powerlifting amongst the war metal/black metal crowd, everyone quickly jumps to point out Blasphemy but absolutely nobody ever talks about Jim Wendler, creator of 5/3/1 strength program and one of the most respected guys in powerlifting? http://crossfitbattlefield.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Deathfest.jpg |
Killer shot.
If more losers in metal actually powerlifted and/or exercised, they wouldn't be losers. |
Nope still probably losers. |
Yeah, I knew a scrawny geek from my HS that had no social skills and couldn't talk to women so he started powerlifting... Now he fucking huge but still lacks social skills and doesn't know how to talk to women... but at least he can kick your ass!
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HisEmissary
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I have been wisely advised that retards and Filipinos possess superhuman strength
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| Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:35 pm Post subject: |
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| HisEmissary wrote: | | I have been wisely advised that retards and Filipinos possess superhuman strength |
and albaņiles
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| Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 10:48 pm Post subject: |
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| HisEmissary wrote: | | I have been wisely advised that retards and Filipinos possess superhuman strength |
So the real question at this point is in a battle royale between a Satanic powerlifter, a retarded filipino ,and a chimp, who would come out the victor?
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| AmaLurra wrote: | | do you side with Metallica or are you Darkthrone? |
Not the most inspirational of options to choose from...
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| Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:41 pm Post subject: Re: Satanic Powerlifting |
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| BBR wrote: | | Descension wrote: | | SplatteredRemnants wrote: | | Why is it that when people mention the sport of powerlifting amongst the war metal/black metal crowd, everyone quickly jumps to point out Blasphemy but absolutely nobody ever talks about Jim Wendler, creator of 5/3/1 strength program and one of the most respected guys in powerlifting? http://crossfitbattlefield.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Deathfest.jpg |
Killer shot.
If more losers in metal actually powerlifted and/or exercised, they wouldn't be losers. |
Nope still probably losers. |
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| Iron Lord wrote: | | AmaLurra wrote: | | do you side with Metallica or are you Darkthrone? |
Not the most inspirational of options to choose from... |
Well, it's coming from some dude whose ambition in life is to lift really heavy stuff. I have no idea what you were expecting.
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Kojiri
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| Blutkvlt wrote: | | Iron Lord wrote: | | AmaLurra wrote: | | do you side with Metallica or are you Darkthrone? |
Not the most inspirational of options to choose from... |
Well, it's coming from some dude whose ambition in life is to lift really heavy stuff. I have no idea what you were expecting. |
That guys a weak homo... I can lift the mass of the Edmund Fitzgerald on Thalassa.
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| Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:38 am Post subject: Re: Satanic Powerlifting |
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| SplatteredRemnants wrote: | | Descension wrote: | | SplatteredRemnants wrote: | Why is it that when people mention the sport of powerlifting amongst the war metal/black metal crowd, everyone quickly jumps to point out Blasphemy but absolutely nobody ever talks about Jim Wendler, creator of 5/3/1 strength program and one of the most respected guys in powerlifting? |
Killer shot.
If more losers in metal actually powerlifted and/or exercised, they wouldn't be losers. |
Exactly. So much for the frail, skinny, nerdy kid in black metal stereotype |
Change the shirts and that could be any gay bar. |
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| Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:40 am Post subject: Re: Satanic Powerlifting |
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| The_Elite wrote: | | SplatteredRemnants wrote: | | Descension wrote: | | SplatteredRemnants wrote: | | Why is it that when people mention the sport of powerlifting amongst the war metal/black metal crowd, everyone quickly jumps to point out Blasphemy but absolutely nobody ever talks about Jim Wendler, creator of 5/3/1 strength program and one of the most respected guys in powerlifting? |
Killer shot.
If more losers in metal actually powerlifted and/or exercised, they wouldn't be losers. |
Exactly. So much for the frail, skinny, nerdy kid in black metal stereotype |
Change the shirts and that could be any gay bar. |
Are you saying that because you need me to spot you benching 10lbs?
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| Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:43 am Post subject: |
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| No, I'm saying it because it's a fact. |
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Iron Lord
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| Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:22 am Post subject: |
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| Blutkvlt wrote: | | Iron Lord wrote: | | AmaLurra wrote: | | do you side with Metallica or are you Darkthrone? |
Not the most inspirational of options to choose from... |
Well, it's coming from some dude whose ambition in life is to lift really heavy stuff. I have no idea what you were expecting. |
Replace Darkthrone with Conqeuror. That's what I'd prefer for anyone making notes...
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| Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 3:07 am Post subject: Re: Satanic Powerlifting |
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| SplatteredRemnants wrote: | Why is it that when people mention the sport of powerlifting amongst the war metal/black metal crowd, everyone quickly jumps to point out Blasphemy but absolutely nobody ever talks about Jim Wendler, creator of 5/3/1 strength program and one of the most respected guys in powerlifting?
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Because 99.9% of people on this forum have no idea what powerlifting actually is, nor is it the forum on which you'd imagine there would be any real discussion surrounding it. |
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