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lsid
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 Posted: Fri May 17, 2013 5:31 pm Post subject: Random Drunken Encounters Of The Metal Kind |
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It's 02:17am. I have drunk way too much red wine tonight. I decided to go get a pizza (bolegnese with extra chillies) and I bump into this guy inside the shop. He says to me "Hey, you look like me". I look at him. He has long hair, like I do and a beard like I do. His beard is bigger than mine though and more profound. I'm instantly jealous...
He says to me "You obviously listen to metal man, I listen to metal to". I say something like "Yeah man I listen to all different types of metal...mainly black metal". He says "Yeah dude I fucking love Emperor". I begin to smile. I say to him "Hey man which albums do you enjoy from them??". His confidence suddenly disappears and he's like "Uuumm, eerr, weeelll" and falis to give me an answer. Ah well I think to myself, he's pissed like me so maybe he forgot the names of the albums.
Anyway he shows me his hand and I see this little object lying in it. I have no clue what it is so I say "Dude what the fuck is that?". I then notice it is one earphone. He says "Man you have to listen to this shit, it's great". I stick the little earphone in my ear. Blasting away is some generic, mainstream bullshit. I give him back the earphone and say "What the fuck is that?". He says with a smile "Nashville Pussy". My heart begins to sink. I say "Yeah man my pizza is ready so I better fuck off home and eat it". We shake hands and bid each other farewell.
A note to Barghest...during our drunken ramblings I told the guy that I listen to a lot of tapes and vinyl and told him if he wants to listen to groundbreaking stuff he needs to head off to your site. Will probably fall on deaf ears but you never know.
Anyway that's my random drunken encounter tonight. Anybody else got anything to say?
Disclamier: If NWN mods feel this thread is shit or pointless then please delete. I'm too drunk to care lol. |
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Dostojanstvenik
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well, here's the obligatory "cool story bro!"
enjoy the pizza and the rest of your evening  |
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ill omen
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Freelance Fiend
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| Posted: Fri May 17, 2013 8:12 pm Post subject: |
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| I keep bumping into this rando with the same name as me and is always wearing a Fallen Angel of Doom hoodie. I'm always fucked up too. |
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Hallucinogen
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| I got chased by a guy with a dog last night for a reason I cannot remember. |
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HotBlack
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The co-workers and I were putting back some beers after work last night and we got talking about music... we found out this one guy only listens to Elvis Presley and Kenny Loggins.
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| That feel. |
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stampoutdisco
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Traveling through Sweden, everyone we met was talking about this famous guy Onkle Klonkle aka the shitman. He was well known for shitting in the middle of festivals and generally being a legend. Then on a drunken night out in Gothenburg on a night Motorhead played we started chatting to this guy in a 711 with blonde dreadlocks and a jacket with Def Leppard patches on it, he told us how he loved Def Leppard despite them having a retard for a drummer. Dude was funny as shit, then outside he says do you want to see something really cool, then pulls his dick out and starts pissing in a cup, we start running away thinking he is going to throw piss at us, then he tips it on his head and starts yelling after us. We ran off as he started drinking the piss off the ground with a straw.
Turns out we had just met the famous shitman. |
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Speerhead
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| Posted: Sat May 18, 2013 12:23 am Post subject: Re: Random Drunken Encounters Of The Metal Kind |
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| lsid wrote: | It's 02:17am. I have drunk way too much red wine tonight. I decided to go get a pizza (bolegnese with extra chillies) and I bump into this guy inside the shop. He says to me "Hey, you look like me". I look at him. He has long hair, like I do and a beard like I do. His beard is bigger than mine though and more profound. I'm instantly jealous...
He says to me "You obviously listen to metal man, I listen to metal to". I say something like "Yeah man I listen to all different types of metal...mainly black metal". He says "Yeah dude I fucking love Emperor". I begin to smile. I say to him "Hey man which albums do you enjoy from them??". His confidence suddenly disappears and he's like "Uuumm, eerr, weeelll" and falis to give me an answer. Ah well I think to myself, he's pissed like me so maybe he forgot the names of the albums.
Anyway he shows me his hand and I see this little object lying in it. I have no clue what it is so I say "Dude what the fuck is that?". I then notice it is one earphone. He says "Man you have to listen to this shit, it's great". I stick the little earphone in my ear. Blasting away is some generic, mainstream bullshit. I give him back the earphone and say "What the fuck is that?". He says with a smile "Nashville Pussy". My heart begins to sink. I say "Yeah man my pizza is ready so I better fuck off home and eat it". We shake hands and bid each other farewell.
A note to Barghest...during our drunken ramblings I told the guy that I listen to a lot of tapes and vinyl and told him if he wants to listen to groundbreaking stuff he needs to head off to your site. Will probably fall on deaf ears but you never know.
Anyway that's my random drunken encounter tonight. Anybody else got anything to say?
Disclamier: If NWN mods feel this thread is shit or pointless then please delete. I'm too drunk to care lol. |
I guess you had to be there. |
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amon-goethe
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| Quote: | Traveling through Sweden, everyone we met was talking about this famous guy Onkle Klonkle aka the shitman. He was well known for shitting in the middle of festivals and generally being a legend. Then on a drunken night out in Gothenburg on a night Motorhead played we started chatting to this guy in a 711 with blonde dreadlocks and a jacket with Def Leppard patches on it, he told us how he loved Def Leppard despite them having a retard for a drummer. Dude was funny as shit, then outside he says do you want to see something really cool, then pulls his dick out and starts pissing in a cup, we start running away thinking he is going to throw piss at us, then he tips it on his head and starts yelling after us. We ran off as he started drinking the piss off the ground with a straw.
Turns out we had just met the famous shitman. |
Best thing I've read in a long time. Classic. |
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Twilight Command
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| stampoutdisco wrote: | Traveling through Sweden, everyone we met was talking about this famous guy Onkle Klonkle aka the shitman. He was well known for shitting in the middle of festivals and generally being a legend. Then on a drunken night out in Gothenburg on a night Motorhead played we started chatting to this guy in a 711 with blonde dreadlocks and a jacket with Def Leppard patches on it, he told us how he loved Def Leppard despite them having a retard for a drummer. Dude was funny as shit, then outside he says do you want to see something really cool, then pulls his dick out and starts pissing in a cup, we start running away thinking he is going to throw piss at us, then he tips it on his head and starts yelling after us. We ran off as he started drinking the piss off the ground with a straw.
Turns out we had just met the famous shitman. |
That guy should be sterilized. |
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satanic ritual abuse
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The infamous shitman, thought he is dead already, I heard that he hides in festival toilets (actually in the toilets) and scares people to death.
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Wolfram
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| Posted: Sat May 18, 2013 2:56 am Post subject: Re: Random Drunken Encounters Of The Metal Kind |
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| lsid wrote: | | It's 02:17am. I have drunk way too much red wine tonight. I decided to go get a pizza (bolegnese with extra chillies) and I bump into this guy inside the shop. He says to me "Hey, you look like me". I look at him. He has long hair, like I do and a beard like I do. His beard is bigger than mine though and more profound. I'm instantly jealous... |
Made me think this story was going in a sexual direction!
Anyway, that Shitman story is great. A couple of Dutchmen who used to go to Sweden every now and then showed me some pictures of his room; the walls all smeared with shit. Crazy stuff! I remember a 'Shitman Sweden' tshirt exists!
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sikas
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| stampoutdisco wrote: | Traveling through Sweden, everyone we met was talking about this famous guy Onkle Klonkle aka the shitman. He was well known for shitting in the middle of festivals and generally being a legend. Then on a drunken night out in Gothenburg on a night Motorhead played we started chatting to this guy in a 711 with blonde dreadlocks and a jacket with Def Leppard patches on it, he told us how he loved Def Leppard despite them having a retard for a drummer. Dude was funny as shit, then outside he says do you want to see something really cool, then pulls his dick out and starts pissing in a cup, we start running away thinking he is going to throw piss at us, then he tips it on his head and starts yelling after us. We ran off as he started drinking the piss off the ground with a straw.
Turns out we had just met the famous shitman. |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eD3RfRFSPZM
binnike bengt was onkel and alf from grotesque. excellent stuff
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sikas
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| Posted: Sat May 18, 2013 3:23 am Post subject: Re: Random Drunken Encounters Of The Metal Kind |
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| Wolfram wrote: | | lsid wrote: | | It's 02:17am. I have drunk way too much red wine tonight. I decided to go get a pizza (bolegnese with extra chillies) and I bump into this guy inside the shop. He says to me "Hey, you look like me". I look at him. He has long hair, like I do and a beard like I do. His beard is bigger than mine though and more profound. I'm instantly jealous... |
Made me think this story was going in a sexual direction!
Anyway, that Shitman story is great. A couple of Dutchmen who used to go to Sweden every now and then showed me some pictures of his room; the walls all smeared with shit. Crazy stuff! I remember a 'Shitman Sweden' tshirt exists! |
Here are some pictures. I've been rehearsing at his place for a couple of years and that guy never stops to amaze me with his stupidity.
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