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THE ULTIMATE METALHEAD TEST
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Do the test first and then, what's your kvltness?
0-100: you wuss, get outta here
17%
 17%  [ 26 ]
100-200 : carry on kid
37%
 37%  [ 55 ]
200-300 : you are worthy
35%
 35%  [ 52 ]
+300 : You are Anastasis V. from Dead Congregation
10%
 10%  [ 15 ]
Total Votes : 148

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asmael LeBouc



Joined: 02 Nov 2009
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 3:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

abomination_virginborn wrote:
ill omen wrote:
did anastasis weigh in on this yet? i have my doubts as to whether he would score 300.


If you're A.V and you bother to take the test: -1000


Aye, so let's take it in his stead:



I. HAIR; core of the issue

-shaved : +10pts

II. TATTOOS

-a lot : 20pts

III. TSHIRTS; you wear them with pride

-sev. times a week : 20pts


IV. SHOES

-army/biker boots : 20pts


V. RECORDS

-more 2000 : 30pts

VI. GIGS, thou scenester

-sev. times incl. abroad fests : 30pts

VII. SENIORITY, been listening to metal for

- +20 : 30pts

VIII. ALCOHOL

-couple times a month : 10pts this I only assume


IX. ARTS

-musician : 20pts


X. BAND

-cult band : 30pts


XI. MISCELLEANOUS; you own

-posters on wall : 10pts I assume
-bullet belt : 10pts
-leather pants : 10pts
-human bones : 20pts I assume
-vest with patches : 20pts I assume
-goat skull : 30pts I assume
-distro/label : 40pts


Theoretically he'd score ībout 360 pts. Very Happy
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abomination_virginborn



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PostPosted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 3:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

asmael LeBouc wrote:
abomination_virginborn wrote:
ill omen wrote:
did anastasis weigh in on this yet? i have my doubts as to whether he would score 300.


If you're A.V and you bother to take the test: -1000


Aye, so let's take it in his stead:



I. HAIR; core of the issue

-shaved : +10pts

II. TATTOOS

-a lot : 20pts

III. TSHIRTS; you wear them with pride

-sev. times a week : 20pts


IV. SHOES

-army/biker boots : 20pts


V. RECORDS

-more 2000 : 30pts

VI. GIGS, thou scenester

-sev. times incl. abroad fests : 30pts

VII. SENIORITY, been listening to metal for

- +20 : 30pts

VIII. ALCOHOL

-couple times a month : 10pts this I only assume


IX. ARTS

-musician : 20pts


X. BAND

-cult band : 30pts


XI. MISCELLEANOUS; you own

-posters on wall : 10pts I assume
-bullet belt : 10pts
-leather pants : 10pts
-human bones : 20pts I assume
-vest with patches : 20pts I assume
-goat skull : 30pts I assume
-distro/label : 40pts


Theoretically he'd score ībout 360 pts. Very Happy


You're actually almost spot on, minus 10pts (no leather pants)
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Morbid Obesity



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PostPosted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 9:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm probably in the negative but do not doubt, for one second, my love for metal. Twisted Evil No tats, no alcohol, no tees and no metal west. Embarassed I do have a sweet Absu Third Storm hoodie though. Laughing
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Dalen



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PostPosted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 10:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah no worries, I don't look like a metalhead at all, but when I usually visit record stores unknown people ask me "is that record any good?" thinking I actually work there. I guess that makes me more metal than all of you fellas. : P
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The Prophet Muhammad



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PostPosted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 11:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well I'll be taking my 30 points in the alcohol category.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 12:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This test is missing Headbanging as a requirement.
And if you mosh, you're a cunt and therefore... disqualified!
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 1:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

scentofdeath wrote:

And if you mosh, you're a cunt and therefore... disqualified!
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Dalihrob



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PostPosted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 1:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Violence is neccesary at gigs. Fuck off old farts.
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asmael LeBouc



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PostPosted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 1:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dalihrob wrote:
Violence is neccesary at gigs. Fuck off old farts.


QFT. I designed the test and had I been willing to specify an "attitude at gigs" section, not moving with arms crossed would have been -10 and being in the heat of the pit +20

Though it's rather a cultural issue than an age issue.
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Dalen



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PostPosted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 1:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You guys are so tough. : P You can mosh without hurting anyone you know, there's a reason why it's called 'friendly violent fun'
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dalihrob wrote:
Violence is neccesary at gigs. Fuck off old farts.


not at every gig, depends on the type of music being played...but yeah, nothing wrong with some violence
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 3:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dostojanstvenik wrote:
Dalihrob wrote:
Violence is neccesary at gigs. Fuck off old farts.


not at every gig, depends on the type of music being played...but yeah, nothing wrong with some violence


South America is awful for that shit. Moshing to flower metal. Or no band on stage, part of the audience starts to sing while waiting for the band to come on stage, mosh pit breaks out. Hilariously bad.
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ill omen



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PostPosted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 7:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

abomination_virginborn wrote:
asmael LeBouc wrote:
abomination_virginborn wrote:
ill omen wrote:
did anastasis weigh in on this yet? i have my doubts as to whether he would score 300.


If you're A.V and you bother to take the test: -1000


Aye, so let's take it in his stead:



I. HAIR; core of the issue

-shaved : +10pts

II. TATTOOS

-a lot : 20pts

III. TSHIRTS; you wear them with pride

-sev. times a week : 20pts


IV. SHOES

-army/biker boots : 20pts


V. RECORDS

-more 2000 : 30pts

VI. GIGS, thou scenester

-sev. times incl. abroad fests : 30pts

VII. SENIORITY, been listening to metal for

- +20 : 30pts

VIII. ALCOHOL

-couple times a month : 10pts this I only assume


IX. ARTS

-musician : 20pts


X. BAND

-cult band : 30pts


XI. MISCELLEANOUS; you own

-posters on wall : 10pts I assume
-bullet belt : 10pts
-leather pants : 10pts
-human bones : 20pts I assume
-vest with patches : 20pts I assume
-goat skull : 30pts I assume
-distro/label : 40pts


Theoretically he'd score ībout 360 pts. Very Happy


You're actually almost spot on, minus 10pts (no leather pants)



Youre more metal than I gave you credit for being. Glad to know Anastasis doesnt wear leather pants though. I dont think leather pants are meant for the humid Mediterranean climate (and arguably not meant for straight men in general).

Besides, he could ditch all the bullet belts and human bones or whatever. There should be a category that says, "you wrote "Graves of the Archangels" so it doesnt matter if you wear shorts and flip flops everywhere you go: + 1000."
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darkdescentrecords



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PostPosted: Sun Jun 16, 2013 8:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I guess I need to buy some goat heads and bullet belts. What a shit metal head I am.
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