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THE ULTIMATE METALHEAD TEST
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Do the test first and then, what's your kvltness?
0-100: you wuss, get outta here
17%
 17%  [ 26 ]
100-200 : carry on kid
37%
 37%  [ 55 ]
200-300 : you are worthy
35%
 35%  [ 52 ]
+300 : You are Anastasis V. from Dead Congregation
10%
 10%  [ 15 ]
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morfumax



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PostPosted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 9:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wonder if Anastasis V. wears shorts and sandals (flip-flops). With or without socks.
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Dostojanstvenik



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PostPosted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 9:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

socks with sandals are badass...+500 points at least
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Demoniarch



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PostPosted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 10:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dostojanstvenik wrote:
socks with sandals are badass...+500 points at least


You have to have holes in the toes of the socks and a grim toe nail for the additional +666 points. A toe nail filed to a sharp point. Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 10:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dostojanstvenik wrote:
socks with sandals are badass...+500 points at least


I just won myself some extra points then, although I wouldn't call em sandals really : P
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Frozen



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PostPosted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 12:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

captainretardo wrote:
-666 for doing a quiz like in Vogue magazine.


How many points do I get for having been featured in Vogue Magazine? Twisted Evil
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Demoniarch



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PostPosted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 12:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Frozen wrote:
captainretardo wrote:
-666 for doing a quiz like in Vogue magazine.


How many points do I get for having been featured in Vogue Magazine? Twisted Evil


What exactly were you doing in the feature? Needs to be known for proper point adjustment and awarding.
If it was a scat feature, worth more than discussing say how gay Metallica is for example.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 12:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was featured as a model. Pure vanity.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 12:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Frozen wrote:
I was featured as a model. Pure vanity.


A guy or girl?
Cause women don't belong here anyways, we all know that. Cool
And if a guy, the only underwear any true black metal warrior has is stitched and held together with less favourite patches than whats on your vest, cause no true metal warrior on this forum would ever buy clothes before vinyl! Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 1:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Demoniarch wrote:
A guy or girl?


I consider myself a true Satanist and thus above either sex.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 1:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm totally a fake satanist, I try to trick every chick into sucking my dick, and the worse trick I pull is always saying I have a condom and actually I never do. Bought one box my entire life, they are still in my sock drawer unopened, back from 1996.

I pretend to put it on... crumple some receipt or shit and just being the smooth fake satanist I am, never been called on it. Bam, straight pipe bare back them hoes.

I do end up going to the clinic fairly often. Casualty of war I call it. Wink
I just try to go to different clinics all the time Embarassed
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satanic ritual abuse



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PostPosted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 9:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

haha,

spreading Aids = being G.G.Allin
+1000
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abomination_virginborn



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PostPosted: Mon Jun 17, 2013 11:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

morfumax wrote:
I wonder if Anastasis V. wears shorts and sandals (flip-flops). With or without socks.


there isn't a person in Greece who doesn't.
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El Feroce



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PostPosted: Tue Jun 18, 2013 2:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

abomination_virginborn wrote:
morfumax wrote:
I wonder if Anastasis V. wears shorts and sandals (flip-flops). With or without socks.


there isn't a person in Greece who doesn't.


Ahahahahah -500 dear Anastasis ahahahaha Very Happy
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morfumax



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PostPosted: Tue Jun 18, 2013 3:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ouch, that brings A.V down to -150. Razz
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 18, 2013 8:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I got 50 or so. What's the problem with having posters in one's room? My walls are completely covered in banners and metal posters. Since I don't have a wretched wife or some miserable brats (children) I feel I can do anything I want with my living space. No bullet belts, but had a spike belt some years ago, only wore it couple times and then lost it. Have about 150 records, but all classics and essentials. How about cult statues? I used to have a big gargoyle statue I painted, it was crouched on a stone, with a chain around it's neck, black talons and red eyes. I'm turning 31 soon, have been obsessed by metal since 10 years of age. I'll wear a metal shirt now and then if I feel like it, but most of the time just plain black clothes.

People need to quit worrying about cliches and stereotypes, it's best just to be an individual and think for yourself, just do whatever is comfortable. And incidentally, I'm not even sure what a "hipster" is, all I know is it's some type of human that tends to wear scarves, glasses and collect records?
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