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THE ULTIMATE METALHEAD TEST
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Do the test first and then, what's your kvltness?
0-100: you wuss, get outta here
19%
 19%  [ 33 ]
100-200 : carry on kid
36%
 36%  [ 62 ]
200-300 : you are worthy
34%
 34%  [ 58 ]
+300 : You are Anastasis V. from Dead Congregation
10%
 10%  [ 17 ]
Total Votes : 170

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Nemesis



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PostPosted: Wed Jun 19, 2013 6:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

240....

i find this hilarious, especially the reaction from yugos Kvlting in their basement Laughing
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Piotr Sargnagel



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PostPosted: Wed Jun 19, 2013 9:14 am    Post subject: Re: THE ULTIMATE METALHEAD TEST Reply with quote

Ok then fuck it:

I. HAIR; core of the issue
-short : -10pts


II. TATTOOS
-no : -10pts


III. TSHIRTS; you wear them with pride
-sev. times a month : 10pts

IV. SHOES
-sneakers/loafers/smart shoes : -10pt
-boots : 10pts
-cowboy boots : 30pts
all of the above so adding the footwear numbers gives me 30pts

V. RECORDS
-around 500 : 10pts

VI. GIGS, thou scenester
-never : -10pts
-twice a year : 0pt
-regularly : 10pts
-sev. times a year : 20pts
-sev. times incl. abroad fests : 30pts
where;'s the "once in a blue moon" option? I'll give myself 0pts

VII. SENIORITY, been listening to metal for
- +20 : 30pts

VIII. ALCOHOL
-every weekend : 20pts


IX. ARTS 
-musician : 20pts


X. BAND
-small unknown amateur band : 10pts
back in 1993...

XI. MISCELLEANOUS; you own

-posters on wall : 10pts
-human bones : 20pts buried in my garden
-vest with patches : 20pts
-goat skull : 30pts sheep skull, cat skull, dog skull so I award myself 20pts.

= 180pts or something.
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asmael LeBouc



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PostPosted: Wed Jun 19, 2013 12:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nocturnal Deathstrike wrote:
Too lazy to do the maths here.... thatīs metal !


Wrong! You did it last year and scored 280 or something
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 19, 2013 12:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Scored like a 60 or somethin' I'ma fuckin' wuss
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 19, 2013 12:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nemesis wrote:
240....

i find this hilarious, especially the reaction from yugos Kvlting in their basement Laughing


What is a yugo?

It looks like you and Dan/Evil Avenger are the winners in this thread. The rest of us can leave the hall.
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Hallucinogen



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PostPosted: Wed Jun 19, 2013 8:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm assuming it's a yugoslavian person.
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 8:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hallucinogen wrote:
I'm assuming it's a yugoslavian person.
someone is paying attention Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 12:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Time to resurrect this old Poll of mine, a nice complement to that other recent thread

I wonder how much will TOWARDS THE INEVITABLE score!
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 1:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The same amount of points for being a gay ass "photographer" (ie: douchebag looking for an excuse to push their way to the front row) as for being a musician? Really? Laughing

EDIT: also cowboy boots score highest for shoes? Did David Vincent make this poll??
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 1:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

asmael LeBouc wrote:

I wonder how much will TOWARDS THE INEVITABLE score!

Ask his "wife," I bet she knows!

As for the poll, 70 pts, I'm a false.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 1:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing

Looks like I already took this test once and don't remember it, but these days I'm ranking in at 140. Guess I haven't become a total falser yet!
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 1:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Morbid69 wrote:
200 points



man, this is ex-president of football club from Serbia
how the hell did you find this pic?
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 1:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

metalheadjoe wrote:
asmael LeBouc wrote:

I wonder how much will TOWARDS THE INEVITABLE score!

Ask his "wife," I bet she knows!

As for the poll, 70 pts, I'm a false.


Automatic Fail for having a wife.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 2:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If I had a wife, I'd sell her for a yellow goat.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 2:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

dAHMER wrote:
If I had a wife, I'd sell her for a yellow goat.


Spoken like a true Muslim
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