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THE ULTIMATE METALHEAD TEST
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Do the test first and then, what's your kvltness?
0-100: you wuss, get outta here
17%
 17%  [ 26 ]
100-200 : carry on kid
37%
 37%  [ 55 ]
200-300 : you are worthy
35%
 35%  [ 52 ]
+300 : You are Anastasis V. from Dead Congregation
10%
 10%  [ 15 ]
Total Votes : 148

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 6:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

XII. GOATS

-worship goats : 10pts
-rape goats : 20 pts
-raped by goats : 30pts
-you are Chris Moyen : 40pts
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 7:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

220!
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 8:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

200 points


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 9:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whew I got -10, was worried I might have scored over 0.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 9:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

asmael LeBouc wrote:
nonwave wrote:
i got a 280. not bad for a guy who doesn't really consider himself a metalhead.

Niiiice
Would be cool to describe your points.


i'm old, i drink, i go to shows, i play in multiple bands, i do a blog, i run a label/distro, i wear metal t-shirts every day of my life, i own a shitload of records, i travel out of state to go to fests, i do most of my own cover art, i have posters on the wall, own leather pants, blah blah blah.

basically i act like a fucking 18 year old. i'm not really sure that's much to be proud of though.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 10:54 pm    Post subject: Re: THE ULTIMATE METALHEAD TEST Reply with quote

asmael LeBouc wrote:
Cowboy boots, also known as Santiags are the ultimate shit with leather pants!


Combine leather pants, cowboy boots (also known as Santiags) and the high scoring shaved head hair style and you have a look that could only be described as homosexual. I'm pleased to see metal aesthetics moving in this promising direction...
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 11:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

130.

SIPPIN' ON GIN 'N' JUUUUICE
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 11:28 pm    Post subject: Re: THE ULTIMATE METALHEAD TEST Reply with quote

asmael LeBouc wrote:

IV. SHOES
-sneakers/loafers/smart shoes : -10pt
-boots : 10pts
-army/biker boots : 20pts
-cowboy boots : 30pts


How the hell does cowboy boots (or as i like to call it, glam boots) rate higher than regular boots? Boots should have 30pts and cowboy boots -10.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 11:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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VI. GIGS, thou scenester
-never : -10pts
-twice a year : 0pt
-regularly : 10pts
-sev. times a year : 20pts


so the definition of "regularly" is less than "sev. times a year"?? Confused
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 11:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My girlfriend just bitched at me for being on the internet when I have other shit to do, and I said "it's not like I'm looking at chicks' tits, I'm on some forum talking to other geeky metalheads about records", and she said "yeah but that's worse".

I just wanted to share that.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 11:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

there's no mention of the de rigueur metal BONGHITS
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 11:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ADB wrote:
XII. GOATS

-worship goats : 10pts
-rape goats : 20 pts
-raped by goats : 30pts
-you are Chris Moyen : 40pts


Laughing Laughing


XIII. Lenses

-Contact lenses : 10pts
-Halloween lenses : -20pts
-You are Marilyn Manson : 40pts
-You are Erik from Watain : -40pts


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 11:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

those poofter goth boots should be -1,000,000 points
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 11:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

probert wrote:
also i own actual goats


That is quite respectable, sir. I am in dire need of purchasing a goat skull, so as to restore my almost non-existent metal credibility (id est trveness). Would you trade one of your goats for rare records? Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 11:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How much would the shipping be for the goat
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