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Do the test first and then, what's your kvltness? |
0-100: you wuss, get outta here |
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19% |
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100-200 : carry on kid |
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36% |
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200-300 : you are worthy |
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33% |
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+300 : You are Anastasis V. from Dead Congregation |
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9% |
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Sv.

Joined: 18 Jan 2009 Posts: 3878 Location: bachn de kłppe
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 8:15 am Post subject: |
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Vegeta wrote: | Over 9000 !!! |
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cultofvomit wrote: | well, an australian trying to teach us what football is... awesome.
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Black_Fire wrote: |
rarely i see young girl that i dont want to fuck even when i'm drunk.... but she to ugly! |
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bnh

Joined: 01 Apr 2010 Posts: 481 Location: The Land of Wind and Ghosts
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 8:16 am Post subject: Re: THE ULTIMATE METALHEAD TEST |
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asmael LeBouc wrote: | How kvlt art thou?
Art thou a true WARRIOR OV DEATH or an e-dork?
This is the ultimate METALHEAD TEST.
Prove your worth. Scene cred and shit.
And then answer the poll with yer result to see what this forum is truly made of.
I. HAIR; core of the issue
-shaved : +10pts
II. TATTOOS
a lot : 20pts
III. TSHIRTS; you wear them with pride
-sev. times a week : 20pts
IV. SHOES
-sneakers/loafers/smart shoes : -10pt
V. RECORDS
-around 500 : 10pts
VI. GIGS, thou scenester
-twice a year : 0pt
VII. SENIORITY, been listening to metal for
- +20 30pts
VIII. ALCOHOL
-on certain occasions : 0pt
IX. ARTS
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X. BAND
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XI. MISCELLEANOUS; you own
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80! _________________
NWN PROD wrote: | I only like demo era Snuggies. They became too polished once they signed to Relapse. |
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bMz

Joined: 11 Aug 2009 Posts: 1428 Location: Finland
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 8:50 am Post subject: |
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110...whee _________________ 14 |
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Vegeta

Joined: 08 Oct 2009 Posts: 2837
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 9:02 am Post subject: |
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Sv. wrote: | Vegeta wrote: | Over 9000 !!! |
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I see what you did there  _________________ Buy my KVLT: http://www.nwnprod.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=60310
Blutkvlt wrote: | TTNBLD's demos were pretty boring, Seven Chalices was ARRRGH |
szentofdeath wrote: | Can we talk about how fucking solid Dismember still is? |
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Mr_Belvedere

Joined: 05 Feb 2011 Posts: 970
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 9:54 am Post subject: |
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190 _________________
DFP wrote: | To have a faggot trusting and following you outdoors in expectation of presumed male intercourse at least needs some skills in homoerotic camouflage. |
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GoldenBull

Joined: 10 Jan 2008 Posts: 8166
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 9:58 am Post subject: |
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Quadrivivm #5 has the best version of this test. Anyway great thread. I got a 90. I feel great about it. |
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nonwave

Joined: 22 Jun 2009 Posts: 1690 Location: Brooklyn, NY
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 10:18 am Post subject: |
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Wolfsturm888 wrote: |
This seems like a total looser without own identity and an intelligence of a donkey to me. I am proud to not label myself "Metal" at all, since most "Metalheads" are just as described. Congratulations to the test-winners...
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THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! _________________ http://www.ugEXPLODE.com
The finest in unrelieved tension since 1991 |
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asmael LeBouc

Joined: 02 Nov 2009 Posts: 4311 Location: Paris
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 11:12 am Post subject: |
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PoserCrush wrote: | Thank kult I have human bones and a goat skull here. That made me worthy and gave me a 230 Points. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee! |
Haha that's why you beat me, I have human bones but I don't have a goat skull... Cow skull, dogs and cats skulls but no goat skull alas...
Hence my 210 points _________________ DISJECTA MEMBRAE plays Torture Doom
FUNERALIUM plays Extreme Doom
ABJVRATION plays Death Doom
TRADE / WANT LIST ! ! ! :
http://www.nwnprod.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=12006/ |
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captainretardo

Joined: 08 Nov 2011 Posts: 1209
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 12:13 pm Post subject: |
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Bored at work, so:
HAIR; core of the issue
-shaved : +10pts
+10
TATTOOS
-a lot : 20pts
+30
TSHIRTS; you wear them with pride
-sev. times a month : 10pts
+40
SHOES
-sneakers/loafers/smart shoes : -10pt
+30
RECORDS
-around 500 : 10pts
+40
GIGS, thou scenester
-twice a year : 0pt
+40
SENIORITY, been listening to metal for
- +20 : 30pts
+70
ALCOHOL
-couple times a month : 10pts
+80
ARTS
0
BAND
0
MISCELLEANOUS; you own
-posters on wall : 10pts (framed... does this count??)
+90 overall
I am not worthy
Also, captainretardo wrote: |
-666 for doing a quiz like in Vogue magazine.
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-576 overall  _________________ Good deals with: Numerator41, addison, deathsleep, witch sermon, xyosefx, invinCIBility (4X), Weltbrand (2X), DrkKnight, K-mart (2X), drinks, LifeDepraved |
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csehszlovakze

Joined: 31 Jan 2011 Posts: 178 Location: Hungary
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 12:28 pm Post subject: |
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I'm not worthy:
I. HAIR; core of the issue
-shaved : +10pts
II. TATTOOS
-no : -10pts
III. TSHIRTS; you wear them with pride
-everyday : 30pts
IV. SHOES
-sneakers/loafers/smart shoes : -10pt
V. RECORDS
-less 100 : 0pt
VI. GIGS, thou scenester
-sev. times a year : 20pts (as much as possible here)
VII. SENIORITY, been listening to metal for
- +20 : 30pts (since birth)
VIII. ALCOHOL
-couple times a month : 10pts
IX. ARTS
-web designer/blogger : 10pts (one shitty blog lol)
X. BAND
nope
XI. MISCELLEANOUS; you own
-posters on wall : 10pts
∑=90
If I had 100 I'd be in two categories  _________________
autonomous deity wrote: | Can we get bonus points if we have never sold a record on ebay or never owned anything by watain? |
my shitty metal blog |
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slayerhatesusall
Joined: 12 Jun 2011 Posts: 90
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 12:35 pm Post subject: |
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hevosrunkkari wrote: | 90 points, thank you god, i'm happy with that because i dont even know what metalhead is. |
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ill omen
Joined: 23 Jul 2009 Posts: 792
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 1:06 pm Post subject: |
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did anastasis weigh in on this yet? i have my doubts as to whether he would score 300. _________________ www.birdofillomen.com |
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Blutkvlt
Joined: 25 Feb 2010 Posts: 6410 Location: latino wizards guild
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 1:25 pm Post subject: |
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slayerhatesusall wrote: | hevosrunkkari wrote: | 90 points, thank you god, i'm happy with that because i dont even know what metalhead is. |
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I hope you die for mentioning Spyro. What a gay-ass game. _________________
under a funeral shroom wrote: | I wish, I think Chris Barnes would be much more likely to be a guest on that Guy Fieri show. |
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N.
Joined: 05 Jun 2011 Posts: 1193
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 2:06 pm Post subject: |
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This thread is bullshit, I'm an e-bonehead ready to snap your bones! Fuck the cult..... _________________ "By all evidence we are in the world to do nothing."
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slayerhatesusall
Joined: 12 Jun 2011 Posts: 90
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 4:57 pm Post subject: |
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[quote="Blutkvlt"] slayerhatesusall wrote: | hevosrunkkari wrote: | 90 points, thank you god, i'm happy with that because i dont even know what metalhead is. |
I hope you die for mentioning Spyro. What a gay-ass game. |
Hmm not a bad idea since suicide is extremely metal and gives +666666 points. Since you won't be alive the points will be transferable to a person of your choice in your will. Give your non metalhead friend the true metal boost he so desperately needs! Order today! |
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