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THE ULTIMATE METALHEAD TEST
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Do the test first and then, what's your kvltness?
0-100: you wuss, get outta here
17%
 17%  [ 26 ]
100-200 : carry on kid
37%
 37%  [ 55 ]
200-300 : you are worthy
35%
 35%  [ 52 ]
+300 : You are Anastasis V. from Dead Congregation
10%
 10%  [ 15 ]
Total Votes : 148

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 8:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vegeta wrote:
Over 9000 !!!

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 8:16 am    Post subject: Re: THE ULTIMATE METALHEAD TEST Reply with quote

asmael LeBouc wrote:
How kvlt art thou? 
Art thou a true WARRIOR OV DEATH or an e-dork?
This is the ultimate METALHEAD TEST.
Prove your worth. Scene cred and shit.
And then answer the poll with yer result to see what this forum is truly made of.
I. HAIR; core of the issue
-shaved : +10pts
II. TATTOOS
a lot : 20pts
III. TSHIRTS; you wear them with pride
-sev. times a week : 20pts
IV. SHOES
-sneakers/loafers/smart shoes : -10pt
V. RECORDS
-around 500 : 10pts
VI. GIGS, thou scenester
-twice a year : 0pt
VII. SENIORITY, been listening to metal for
- +20 30pts
VIII. ALCOHOL
-on certain occasions : 0pt
IX. ARTS 
-
X. BAND
-
XI. MISCELLEANOUS; you own
-


80!
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 8:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

110...whee
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 9:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sv. wrote:
Vegeta wrote:
Over 9000 !!!


I see what you did there Cool
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 9:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

190
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 9:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quadrivivm #5 has the best version of this test. Anyway great thread. I got a 90. I feel great about it.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 10:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wolfsturm888 wrote:

This seems like a total looser without own identity and an intelligence of a donkey to me. I am proud to not label myself "Metal" at all, since most "Metalheads" are just as described. Congratulations to the test-winners...


THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 11:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

PoserCrush wrote:
Thank kult I have human bones and a goat skull here. That made me worthy and gave me a 230 Points. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!


Haha that's why you beat me, I have human bones but I don't have a goat skull... Cow skull, dogs and cats skulls but no goat skull alas...
Hence my 210 points
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 12:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bored at work, so:

HAIR; core of the issue
-shaved : +10pts

+10

TATTOOS
-a lot : 20pts

+30

TSHIRTS; you wear them with pride
-sev. times a month : 10pts

+40

SHOES
-sneakers/loafers/smart shoes : -10pt

+30

RECORDS
-around 500 : 10pts

+40

GIGS, thou scenester
-twice a year : 0pt

+40

SENIORITY, been listening to metal for
- +20 : 30pts

+70

ALCOHOL
-couple times a month : 10pts

+80

ARTS
0

BAND
0

MISCELLEANOUS; you own
-posters on wall : 10pts (framed... does this count??)

+90 overall

I am not worthy Exclamation

Also,
captainretardo wrote:

-666 for doing a quiz like in Vogue magazine.


-576 overall Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 12:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm not worthy:

I. HAIR; core of the issue
-shaved : +10pts

II. TATTOOS
-no : -10pts

III. TSHIRTS; you wear them with pride
-everyday : 30pts

IV. SHOES
-sneakers/loafers/smart shoes : -10pt

V. RECORDS
-less 100 : 0pt

VI. GIGS, thou scenester
-sev. times a year : 20pts (as much as possible here)

VII. SENIORITY, been listening to metal for
- +20 : 30pts (since birth)

VIII. ALCOHOL
-couple times a month : 10pts

IX. ARTS
-web designer/blogger : 10pts (one shitty blog lol)

X. BAND
nope

XI. MISCELLEANOUS; you own
-posters on wall : 10pts

∑=90
If I had 100 I'd be in two categories Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 12:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hevosrunkkari wrote:
90 points, thank you god, i'm happy with that because i dont even know what metalhead is.


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 1:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

did anastasis weigh in on this yet? i have my doubts as to whether he would score 300.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 1:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

slayerhatesusall wrote:
hevosrunkkari wrote:
90 points, thank you god, i'm happy with that because i dont even know what metalhead is.




I hope you die for mentioning Spyro. What a gay-ass game.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 2:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This thread is bullshit, I'm an e-bonehead ready to snap your bones! Fuck the cult.....
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 4:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

[quote="Blutkvlt"]
slayerhatesusall wrote:
hevosrunkkari wrote:
90 points, thank you god, i'm happy with that because i dont even know what metalhead is.


I hope you die for mentioning Spyro. What a gay-ass game.


Hmm not a bad idea since suicide is extremely metal and gives +666666 points. Since you won't be alive the points will be transferable to a person of your choice in your will. Give your non metalhead friend the true metal boost he so desperately needs! Order today!
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