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asaneoddloon



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PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 8:45 am    Post subject: true norwegian black candle Reply with quote

Finally! Now you can make your black metal fantasies come true and burn a stave church in the comfort of your own home.

Kirkebrann is a stave church–shaped candle, hand made in the city of Bergen. The first edition of 100 sold out in a few days, but the second edition of 666 candles is now available

http://kirkebrann.com/
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klaw



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PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 8:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

200 kr for a CANDLE?! Think I'll pass!
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Dolusangor



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PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 8:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing
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Deathcrusher



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PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 11:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I couldn't tell if the original poster was serious or not.

Guess he was, unfortunately...
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GoldenBull



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PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 11:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If that was like 5 bucks I would buy one.
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Cursed Emperor



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PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 11:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fukk off to the people who produce/sell this.
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beers



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PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

fucking tasteless.
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SepticSchizo



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PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Church arsonry, the stupidest thing to come out of black metal. Its a loss loss situation. The perp, often a musician gets his life ruined by having millions of kroner in debt (restauration, or rebuilding of a church aint cheap), having to spend time in prison, the church gets popular, and the congregation grows.

I hear that Varg gets, bills on20 000 000 nok, due in 14 days and such. haha, serves him right. He can never own a damnt thing in Norway atleast.
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Haunt In The Dark



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PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Old news.
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Mr_Belvedere



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PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Was he ever imprisoned for that?? Rolling Eyes


SepticSchizo wrote:
Church arsonry, the stupidest thing to come out of black metal. Its a loss loss situation. The perp, often a musician gets his life ruined by having millions of kroner in debt (restauration, or rebuilding of a church aint cheap), having to spend time in prison, the church gets popular, and the congregation grows.

I hear that Varg gets, bills on20 000 000 nok, due in 14 days and such. haha, serves him right. He can never own a damnt thing in Norway atleast.

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harmless



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PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

tasteless? i think this is less tasteless than woods of infinity and people loose themselves over that.
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weaklingone



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PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

harmless wrote:
tasteless? i think this is less tasteless than woods of infinity and people loose themselves over that.


eh, I think the candle is tasteless because it is just gimmickry (but then again I guess that's how BM came into the spotlight in the first place). Anyhow, I think the candle is more of a gimmick than WoI. I mean at least they are producing music of their own which admittedly doesn't sound like anything else, whereas this candle is just someone trying to cash in on a silly gimmick they have nothing to do with.
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KRSTFR



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PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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GoldenBull wrote:
If that was like 5 bucks I would buy one.
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dalecooper



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PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

weaklingone wrote:

eh, I think the candle is tasteless because it is just gimmickry (but then again I guess that's how BM came into the spotlight in the first place). Anyhow, I think the candle is more of a gimmick than WoI. I mean at least they are producing music of their own which admittedly doesn't sound like anything else, whereas this candle is just someone trying to cash in on a silly gimmick they have nothing to do with.


It strikes me as being just a joke. No one's obligated to buy the overpriced thing anyway.
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rite of destruction



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PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 3:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just don't buy it.
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