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NK7
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 Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 12:10 am Post subject: Truly atrocious band-names and album/song titles |
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We most likely had a thread like this a couple of times already but it's shit that never gets old.
GOATMOON - A moon made of goats? Did a goat land on the lunar soil?
BRENORITVREZORKRE - Really?
FINNTROLL - Internet trolls from Finland I guess
SATAN'S ALMIGHTY PENIS - Uh
ANAL VOMIT - Ew
"Vampires of black imperial blood" - The Royal ones?
"Kiss the goat" - No thanks
"Tears of a melancholic vampire" - Do vampires cry a river when left alone?
"The eggs of melancholy" - Gotta buy these at the local grocery
"Hiking metal punks" - I like modern Darkthrone but this is retarded
"Iconoclasm sweeps Cappadocia" - I like older Darkthrone but this is retarded
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The bass drum on Grifteskymfning djavulens boning are annoying
Interested in trading a dub of Apokalypsimz for a dub of Purpurearagotamiceps?
I want that Balwezo Westijiz–Urkraftens Mystik LP but wanted to get it with the Bekëth Nexëhmü
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da666
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| Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 12:34 am Post subject: Re: Truly atrocious band-names and album/song titles |
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| NK7 wrote: |
FINNTROLL - Internet trolls from Finland I guess
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Yes.. because "troll" is a term that originated on the internet, couldn't mean any other kind of "troll" right? 
Fuck you must get bored marco polio
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Werewolf
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| Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 12:38 am Post subject: |
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Actually this is a good idea for a thread.
Goatfago
Sarkogoat
Vempire or Dark Faerytales in Phallustein
Damnation and a Day
Honey and Sulphur
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Rósachd
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| Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 1:02 am Post subject: |
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| We get the point, there are some bands you do not like. |
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NK7
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| Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 1:06 am Post subject: |
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Thread isn't about that, I actually like that first Anal Vomit album and some Finntroll.
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The bass drum on Grifteskymfning djavulens boning are annoying
Interested in trading a dub of Apokalypsimz for a dub of Purpurearagotamiceps?
I want that Balwezo Westijiz–Urkraftens Mystik LP but wanted to get it with the Bekëth Nexëhmü |
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fartcough
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| Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 1:21 am Post subject: |
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Great idea! Check this out...
Belketre - OMG LOL!! Like, how do you pronounce that!?
Korvakill - 'Cause adding the word kill to the end of your old band name is soooo clever!
Lordi - Oh man! LOL!! Like, they couldn't think of a better name than Lord with an I at the end!? Jeez!
My Dying Bride - As opposed to what? My Living Healthy Bride? Lol!!
Metallica - Pffft! More like Nu-Hardrockica!! LOL |
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Rósachd
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CR99
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| Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 1:27 am Post subject: |
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Metalian - Shredded Beef from the '09 album "Wasteland". Great album, but what the hell?
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Speerhead
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| Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 1:40 am Post subject: |
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| I always think of His Hero is Gone; amazing band but an absolute clanger of a name. |
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NK7
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| Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 1:48 am Post subject: |
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| fartcough wrote: | | My Dying Bride - As opposed to what? My Living Healthy Bride? |
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The bass drum on Grifteskymfning djavulens boning are annoying
Interested in trading a dub of Apokalypsimz for a dub of Purpurearagotamiceps?
I want that Balwezo Westijiz–Urkraftens Mystik LP but wanted to get it with the Bekëth Nexëhmü |
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the wizard
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Cannibal Corpse.
I like the band but ...
And stuff like ghrenzorgghöö¿ahtryz |
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Fomalhaut
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Brenoritvrezorkre is an awesome name. All that LLN made-up-language shit is like a hilarious black metal version of Magma's Kobaïan craziness with some bits of recognizable French occasionally thrown into the mix.
Personally, I find "The Day Burzum Killed Mayhem" is probably the most unintentionally hilarious song title ever. Absolutely impossible to take seriously. |
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Vapula
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| Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 2:37 am Post subject: |
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| Goatpenis great band but the name is ridiculous. |
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| Posted: Tue Apr 02, 2013 2:53 am Post subject: |
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| One Tail, One Head |
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