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Truly atrocious band-names and album/song titles
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 6:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 6:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

cochino wrote:
Malas is the feminine plural form of the adjective "malo", which means "evil" or "bad". But since it's feminine it makes it sound as if the band is a bunch of evil and/or bad girls.


Malas in malay context means lazy.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Carlzilla wrote:
The worst for me are the bands with words that aren't actually words...

Anal Embludgeonment or Cadaveric Intestinialization

That sort of shit drives me up the fucking wall. These people need to "embludgeon" their lives with a fucking dictionary.


they need to embiggen their vocabulary with some cromulent words.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 10:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

CrucifixionWounds wrote:
Hmm I really like the names Celestial Bloodshed and Satanic Bloodspraying... haven't heard the latter, probably not missing much...


If you like Impaled Nazarene, you'll definitely like Satanic Bloodspraying.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 11:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

There are some terrific and some terrible bands with terrible names.

Pop culture metal bands:
Children of Bodom AKA Kids at a Finnish lake.
Dimmu Borgir AKA Icelandic tourist attraction.
Job for a Cowboy AKA terribleness terrible-ized.
Old Man's Child ... ?
Korn AKA Grains are more evil when misspelled.

Great bands, cheesy names:
Hate Forest.
Funeral Mist.
Flower Travellin' Band

Great bands, what the fuck?
Lurker of Chalice
Candy Cane
Anything good with a Tolkien reference.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 12:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blood Music wrote:

Anything good with a Tolkien reference.


Burzum works pretty well.

Creepmime seems like a pretty ridiculous name to me.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 12:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

FURZE sounds quite silly for germans (imperative form of farting)
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Bölzer


Love this name. Don't care what it means.. UMLAUT!!! (yelled with shwarzenegger accent).
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It actually means nothing, at least not something that is translatable for someone unfamiliar with vulgar Swiss German dialect.

Schwarzenegger is an Austrian, btw.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 2:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Am I the only one that find "Eyehategod" stupid? Does you eye hate god or what? Of course when you say it it sounds like "Ihategod" but still...

Never heard the band so don't know if they are any good.

And "Total Self Hatred" is even worse.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 6:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

midgetviolence wrote:
And "Total Self Hatred" is even worse.


Yes, this takes the cake.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 6:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

midgetviolence wrote:
Am I the only one that find "Eyehategod" stupid? Does you eye hate god or what? Of course when you say it it sounds like "Ihategod" but still...

Never heard the band so don't know if they are any good.

And "Total Self Hatred" is even worse.


I've never listened to Eyehategod because of the name
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 6:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was the same re eyehategod for many years. It's actually pretty nasty stuff though, worth checking out even if, like me, "sludge" conjures up images of relapse beard pseudometal.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 6:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you skip out Eyehategod because of the name, well, it's your loss. Pretty nihilistic stuff in the end. If anyone should check out just one sludge band, EHG is propably the best choice.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 05, 2013 7:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tireheb wrote:
If you skip out Eyehategod because of the name, well, it's your loss. Pretty nihilistic stuff in the end. If anyone should check out just one sludge band, EHG is propably the best choice.


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