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That Watain interview on globaldomination.se
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 4:29 pm    Post subject: That Watain interview on globaldomination.se Reply with quote

As uncovered by one of the posters on the Arkhon Infaustus thread.

Some highlights:

Alright, let’s have the ever-popular “rate this band” question, which are great because you learn pretty much nothing about the artist. In this question I’ll ask you to rank each band on a scale from 1 to 83, 1 being the equivalent of getting rammed up the ass with an enraged bull’s horn and 83 being a delicious ice cream sundae (your choice of flavors and toppings) as well as say a few words about the band:

"Emperor: 1. Shit.
Immortal: 1. Shit.
Watain: 83. Obviously.
Dissection: 83 The best black/death metal band ever…
HammerFall: 1. Shit .
Satyricon: 1. Shit.
Dark Funeral: 1. Shit.
Dark Throne: 2. Shit. 2 because they used to be good.
Dark Tranquillity: 1. Shit.
Dark Angel: 70. “Darkness Descends”, yes.
Dark Empire: 1. Shit.
Darkane: 1. Shit.
The Haunted: 1. Shit.
Dream Theater: 1. Shit.
David Hasselhoff: 2. Shit, but he still gets a 2 just to acknowledge the fact that I value his work higher than most of the above “artists”."

Is the candelabra that each member is holding in the photos inside the book the same one that adorns the cover of Dark Throne’s “Transylvanian hunger” album? They look the same. Why did you go with this specific design of candle holding accessories?

"It is in fact on the Transylvanian Hunger cover, but not the one Fenriz is holding, but the one shoved up his ass."


I also particularly enjoyed:

One of the members of the band is named P Forsberg. Is his first name Peter?

"No, it is not."


Anyone know if this Doomsdayzach fella is still around? Or if he writes for any other mag or website?

http://www.globaldomination.se/interviews/watain-erik-danielsson


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 4:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

oh boy....
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 4:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haha, that's awesome. Zachary still lived here in Seattle but don't think he's doing any more writing.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 4:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've never seen this The Hobbit poster before.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 4:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What a queer.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 4:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hilarious. I didnt know Hottopic made children's clothes for the band. Watain fucking suck
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 5:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ha I just read this ....embarassing. Only Watain material I ever heard was Lawless Darkness. I didnt like it and this interview doesnt make me curious to go through the back cataloge. Its good to see that in this guy's mind he has surpassed Emperor, Darkthrone and Immortal.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 5:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jameswolfe wrote:
Its good to see that in this guy's mind he has surpassed Emperor, Darkthrone and Immortal.


I wouldn't accept anything less from a real Black Metal musician. Fuck feeble funderground collectivism.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You guys realise he's just fucking around (trolling) right? Of course he doesn't think Emperor, Darkthrone and Immortal are shit (just like he doesn't actually support the blowing up of day care centres for children). I feel like I'm stating the obvious. If you guys just genuinely don't find the interview funny then fair enough.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 8:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 9:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

One of the funniest interviews after the release of Lawless Darkness is on finnish webzine where the integrity of the leather box (with tarot cards and candless) is being set questionable. The interviewer is being threatened with violence for that, heh. Whole tone of the interview changes on that point to very aggressive because of the irritation.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 9:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tireheb wrote:
One of the funniest interviews after the release of Lawless Darkness is on finnish webzine where the integrity of the leather box (with tarot cards and candless) is being set questionable. The interviewer is being threatened with violence for that, heh. Whole tone of the interview changes on that point to very aggressive because of the irritation.


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 9:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It is on finnish. Google translate doesn't give a perfect translation but will give some kind of direction...

http://translate.google.fi/translate?sl=fi&tl=en&js=n&prev=_t&hl=fi&ie=UTF-8&eotf=1&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.imperiumi.net%2Findex.php%3Fact%3Dinterviews%26id%3D1288
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 9:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The interviewer is incredibly fucking annoying (in the OP).
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 25, 2013 12:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

CGB wrote:
You guys realise he's just fucking around (trolling) right? Of course he doesn't think Emperor, Darkthrone and Immortal are shit (just like he doesn't actually support the blowing up of day care centres for children). I feel like I'm stating the obvious.

+1. Sometimes I have the impression that a fair amount of the people on this board barely escaped Down syndrome, judging by some of the stuff that gets posted daily. The fact that they're gonna use this tongue-in-cheek interview to fuel their retarded "I hate Watain cuz I'm tr00-UGBM 666%" gimmick is further evidence of that.

Watain + Manowar + modern Darkthrone + Cradle of Filth = best metal on the map AD 2013
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