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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 9:33 pm    Post subject: Your scene sucks Reply with quote



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the black metal knight is an odd, multifaceted creature; when he is not adorned in his elaborate band getup, he wears green sweatpants and arizona wolf tees.

this guy has dreams of one day relocating his band to norway, but in the meantime settles for his moms basement. he tries to make ends meet by working at the local comic book store, where he passes the time playing d&d and world of warcraft. with his career choice being unprofitable, he has suffered a series of financial setbacks that relate back to the upkeep of his image. two months worth of paychecks have gone towards having a frank frazetta clone paint his bands cd cover. in addition, his stage getup has put him well over $800 in debt to the home depot and various bondage stores. if that wasnt enough, medical bills have been piling up- the fearless knight suffered from a severe case of frostbite while filming a music video during a blizzard. regrettably, the aforementioned music video has enjoyed but 33 views on youtube to date.

the black metal knight recently suffered from perhaps the greatest embarrassment of all while onstage at the local dive bar. drunk past the point where he could comprehend his actions, the "kvlt" one accidentally applied his corpse makeup in a manner reminiscent of wcws sting. fortunately for him, his drummer was also inebriated and emerged as a passable gene simmons.

unlike his predecessors, he has never set a church on fire. he has, however, slipped and burnt his hair with his moms straightener.

Not sure if anyone here has seen this stuff before, but I was surfing around the webs and I came across http://www.dobi.nu/yourscenesucks/scenesters.htm . The site has different pics and bios for other "scenes" also. If anyone is interested, check them out.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 10:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

fascinating, really
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 11:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Morbid69 wrote:
fascinating, really


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CR99



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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 6:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

im soo checking this out...NOT
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 6:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

fucken high school bullshit.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 6:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would rather relocate somewhere warm. Smile

That drawing looks like someone from dimmu.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 7:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The perfect site to check out the current high school cliques. Pretty much spot on with the emo, hardcore and scene queen fruitcakes. I hate pretty much all of those scenester groups in that website nowadays.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 8:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

SepticSchizo wrote:
I would rather relocate somewhere warm. Smile

That drawing looks like someone from dimmu.



1. Cold weather for me all the way 100%. (No fist sized insects and ugly bastard critters in the winter, personally I would rather go through woods of wolves and cougars than jungles of pythons and spiders) Laughing

2. The drawing is of course more 'Immortal' than anything, and that face painting is more typical style of 'Dark Funeral' I think. Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 8:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What the fuck is this? Myspace?
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 8:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The definition of hipster faggery...
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Things like this are why I left public school
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

looks like something decibel magazine would find amusing
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't think I get it. There aren't any jokes. They're just describing things. Is simply describing stuff now perfectly admissable as a valid joke, and I missed the memo?
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 4:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It just isn't very accurate... Looks like they spent 15 minutes on it and only looked at two bands.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 6:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A couple are accurate - those "orgcore punker" fucks are unavoidable here.
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