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The dumbest thing you’ve ever heard someone say about music
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GnosticPoison



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 10:47 pm    Post subject: The dumbest thing you’ve ever heard someone say about music Reply with quote

Inspired by a ‘conversation’ I had recently in a bar with some guy who had noticed my Saint Vitus shirt. Was pretty happy initially but then he turned out to be a total spacker saying shit like ‘Those kind of old bands (in reference to Vitus) aren’t even heavy and are shit musicians.’ Later on he started on a diatribe of how not only are Dream Theater one of the greatest metal bands of all time but that Mike Portnoy is the greatest metal drummer ever.

What’s some of the stupidest shit you’ve heard people spout about music?
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 11:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You can debate endlessly about opinions (or not at all). You can either see the fun of it, or simply don't start a discussion.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 11:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

''We're all just one big family, man!''
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 11:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

One dude got legit pissed that I didn't like one particular gig(sound was shit, couldn't hear what was going on) and challenged me by asking have I ever even been on BM gig before Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 11:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Like, how can you like that? Like, you can't even understand what they're saying"
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 11:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"NSBM is shitty because it prioritizes the ideology over writing good music."

Translation: "I'm too scared to personally assess NSBM because I don't want people to call me a bigot if I end up liking it."

The "NSBM scene" is so small that the good bands are readily apparent, and the bad bands are very few in number and easily dismissed. Relative to the plethora of regular ol' shitty bedroom black metal projects, the good-to-bad ratio in NSBM is much better.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 16, 2018 11:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Necrologue wrote:
"NSBM is shitty because it prioritizes the ideology over writing good music."

Translation: "I'm too scared to personally assess NSBM because I don't want people to call me a bigot if I end up liking it."

The "NSBM scene" is so small that the good bands are readily apparent, and the bad bands are very few in number and easily dismissed. Relative to the plethora of regular ol' shitty bedroom black metal projects, the good-to-bad ratio in NSBM is much better.


This post qualifies as such.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2018 12:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"i could do that"
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2018 12:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Necrologue wrote:
"NSBM is shitty because it prioritizes the ideology over writing good music."

This should always be the case when we talk about black metal! I remember a time when this was NOT up for discussion... Stupid young people - they are taking over the world.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2018 12:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

demogorgo wrote:
"i could do that"


Seconded.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2018 12:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

criminal wrote:
demogorgo wrote:
"i could do that"


Seconded.


Thrice.

But they never do.

'the drums always do the same thing'. A typical non-musician 'opinion' regarding metal in general. They don't refer to Transilvanian Hunger either, which they'd get half a point on if they did.

Not entirely related but 'yeah, I did all that when I was young' in reference to playing in a band/generally being interested in music beyond the multicultural affirming garbage played by whatever radio station they are tuned into at the time. I work with two of these mundane shits.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2018 12:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

- I'm listening to everything


and the infamous 0% review of Master of Puppets on Metal Archives
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2018 12:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vanitas wrote:

and the infamous 0% review of Master of Puppets on Metal Archives


This actually exists? Wow.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2018 12:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Instinct wrote:
Vanitas wrote:

and the infamous 0% review of Master of Puppets on Metal Archives


This actually exists? Wow.


Yes the UltraBoris review. Laughing

https://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/Metallica/Master_of_Puppets/547/UltraBoris/147

Too bad a lot of his reviews have been deleted over the years. I remember some that were even more amusing than this MoP one.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2018 12:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

IIIRD GATEKEEPER wrote:
Necrologue wrote:
"NSBM is shitty because it prioritizes the ideology over writing good music."

Translation: "I'm too scared to personally assess NSBM because I don't want people to call me a bigot if I end up liking it."

The "NSBM scene" is so small that the good bands are readily apparent, and the bad bands are very few in number and easily dismissed. Relative to the plethora of regular ol' shitty bedroom black metal projects, the good-to-bad ratio in NSBM is much better.


This post qualifies as such.

Your reasoning?
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