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The dumbest thing you’ve ever heard someone say about music
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DM



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PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 4:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Recently heard a punk guy (mate of a mate) say that VVorld VVithout End sounded “too screamo” ...
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 4:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"If you're not into metal you're not my friend/girlfriend"

Inbreeding at its worst
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 5:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

DM wrote:
Recently heard a punk guy (mate of a mate) say that VVorld VVithout End sounded “too screamo” ...


I don't know if I posted this before, but I had an American Roots Music class in college. The professor showed us this cool song about making instruments from bones. I brought up the Carcass song Carneous Cacoffiny since it's the same subject matter. It was eventually played for the class. Afterwards, a classmate seriously said "wow cool screamo".
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 5:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

These are all from Ultimate Metal:

*Manilla Road has bad riffs and songwriting.
*Black metal is a form of alternative rock and not metal.
*Snake's vocals are intrinsically flawed and ruin Voivod's music.
*Venom has no good music and are only notable for popularizing the term Black Metal.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 6:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Looking at Instagram and there's a picture of the cure, my wife says 'oh, is that Richard Smith?'.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 8:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

PeterVenkman wrote:
Looking at Instagram and there's a picture of the cure, my wife says 'oh, is that Richard Smith?'.

If a Robert/Richard mixup is the dumbest thing you've heard someone say about music, you're lucky.
Just recently, in this very forum, some guy referred to Goblin as "porno music", and after being called an idiot for that he doubled down by proceeding to call it "synth wave". Those are two of the most ignorant comments about music I've heard in my life, and they were done in a row. Quite an accomplishment.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 8:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

cochino wrote:
PeterVenkman wrote:
Looking at Instagram and there's a picture of the cure, my wife says 'oh, is that Richard Smith?'.

If a Robert/Richard mixup is the dumbest thing you've heard someone say about music, you're lucky.
Just recently, in this very forum, some guy referred to Goblin as "porno music", and after being called an idiot for that he doubled down by proceeding to call it "synth wave". Those are two of the most ignorant comments about music I've heard in my life, and they were done in a row. Quite an accomplishment.

He should have just stuck with porno music.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 8:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"What? There is Black Metal in Australia? No way! "
A guy at a metal pub.

"Black Metal can only exists in cold countries."
Another guy on a French metal forum.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The two that will always stand out for me.

Why does slayer always copy ministry? (Fellow moron at high school back in 1996)

Cannibal corpse is a six feet under wanna be no talent thrash band. (Some fucking idiot at a record store once)
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A friend of mine sometimes.

"Hey is this Nokturnal Mortum?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ym1TSB_zn_8

"Listening to 'throne"
He was listening to Darkthrone.

"It's on the Lord Of The Rings soundtrack"
Talking about Summoning's Let Mortal Heroes Sing Your Fame.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Feuersturm wrote:
"Listening to 'throne"
He was listening to Darkthrone.


I often refer to Burzum as "Burkkarit".
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What album was the song "Ride The Lightning" on?
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 9:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hymnsoftheneedlefreak wrote:
What album was the song "Ride The Lightning" on?


Years ago a doorman at a club asked what the stallone film was, the one where he played rocky the boxer, what was it called. Amazing
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Omni wrote:
*Black metal is a form of alternative rock and not metal.


Well, it is a form of shock rock with an underground attitude.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2018 11:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

PeterVenkman wrote:
hymnsoftheneedlefreak wrote:
What album was the song "Ride The Lightning" on?


Years ago a doorman at a club asked what the stallone film was, the one where he played rocky the boxer, what was it called. Amazing


Can’t help but to think of this Simpson’s quote.

I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around the city, keeping its speed over fifty, and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called “The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down.”

~ Homer Simpson
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