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iron tyrant



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PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 4:12 am    Post subject: QUOTES Reply with quote

In the great Canadian Assault fanzine there was a Quotes section, where Dale wrote something he found in other zines which he thought was "entertaining, thoughtful, interesting, funny, stupid, imbecilic and/or downiright idiotic".
Now I'm doing the same, only taken from various message boards around, possibly funny and possibly without comments and quotes on quotes.

Let me begin with some (funny) quotes.

Quote:
I feel like jesus christ in any given Morbosidad Lp

Anonymous on an italian message board.

Quote:
"The underground can never be taken seriously because of bands like these
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tracks like Six Curses from a Spiritual Wasteland make me smile

Review from the frontman of Stormlord

Go on!
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Humus



Joined: 05 May 2007
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 4:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The all-time classic from FMP messageboard for me:

"What's an LP?"

And this was before the funny guys took over FMP, somebody genuinly didn't know what an LP was.
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LorteBrian



Joined: 03 Jun 2009
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 4:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Humus wrote:
The all-time classic from FMP messageboard for me:

"What's an LP?"

And this was before the funny guys took over FMP, somebody genuinly didn't know what an LP was.


But was i an LP?
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The_Elite



Joined: 13 Sep 2007
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 4:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

This person amazed me so much on blackmetal.co.uk I used it as my sig on there. The guy was being serious as well.

"Xasthur and Leviathan are definitely black metal.
Hellhammer, Bathory and Venom are to me, a load of shit compared to those two."
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LorteBrian



Joined: 03 Jun 2009
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 4:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The_Elite wrote:
This person amazed me so much on blackmetal.co.uk I used it as my sig on there. The guy was being serious as well.

"Xasthur and Leviathan are definitely black metal.
Hellhammer, Bathory and Venom are to me, a load of shit compared to those two."


its most be a joke!
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The_Elite



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PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 4:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The kid was definately not joking.
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pataphysicien



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PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 4:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

translated.

I'll probably be getting the 13th Nargaroth demo from '71. "The Before Burzum Anthology - A Child is Burn in Bethlehem"

I so fucking need that anthology Laughing
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Chit019



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PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 4:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"He died as a piece of metal cult"
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Sv.



Joined: 18 Jan 2009
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 4:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

humus wrote:
I'm not into de-virgining girls. Done it, too much hassle.

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well, an australian trying to teach us what football is... awesome.


Black_Fire wrote:

rarely i see young girl that i dont want to fuck even when i'm drunk.... but she to ugly!
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Reaper's Grave



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PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 5:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I cannot PM. Contact me through 7'' EP" Laughing
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sztorm75



Joined: 26 Sep 2008
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 6:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

search through Black_fire's and you will find a real stones:)
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GoldenBull



Joined: 10 Jan 2008
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 6:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haagenti wrote:
EITHER SOMEONE MUST RE RELEASES DESECRATION OF THE HOLY KINGDOM OR I WILL BURN MYSELF!
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Hellhammer



Joined: 28 Jul 2006
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 6:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wish my lawn was Emo so it would cut itself.
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Endless Morbidity



Joined: 17 Oct 2007
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 6:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"You think Rotting Christ is Black Metal? LOL! They are melodic, you idiot!"
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sztorm75



Joined: 26 Sep 2008
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 6:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol, where did you found these? Laughing
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