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Endless Morbidity
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| "MERCYFUL FATE ALWAYS FUCKING SUCKED! LOL EVEN IN THE 80's THEY WERE A JOKE! AT LEAST THE FIRST TWO SLIPKNOT ALBUMS ARE ACTUALLY HEAVY...YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT METAL." |
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Uncolored
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Location: Cagliari/Italy
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| Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:38 am Post subject: |
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| templedclxvi wrote: | hellhammer is great.
-yeah he's my favorite drummer
no, i mean the band
-mayhem? |
eheh I got an apocalyptic raids shirt and once a friend of mine asked me: "wtf?? why you wear mayhem's drummer shirt???"
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Primitivehatemagick
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| Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:57 am Post subject: |
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| Black_Fire wrote: | | Cutterofgums wrote: | | Black_Fire wrote: | | I dont see any new Walkman in any shop since years, and since my walkman is dead I dont have idea on what should I listein to music in train or bus. |
Is this not easy to get cheap on egay???? |
And pay more for postage than palyer, and wait 2 months to get an destroyed by postman stuff? He he. I hope found something engouh good in Poland. |
I think we've all read his BEHERIT shirt quote?
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Father_Fuck
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| Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 11:24 am Post subject: |
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"Wheres the Breeees?"
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Chit019
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| Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 1:11 pm Post subject: |
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Our own Black Fire is a walking punch line machine, he should be the ruler of this thread.
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Caina
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| Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 1:34 pm Post subject: |
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| GoldenBull wrote: | | "Black metal ruined my life, now I have to get rid of it all!" |
That is fucking gold. One of my favourites was from a review on Metal Archives, which is pretty famous on there.
About a metal album:
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Nocturnal Deathstrike
Joined: 05 Jun 2006
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| Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 1:35 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | "I can hear more Metal in dark ambient music than in heavy or speed metal"
"Iron Maiden and Metallica - the music they play is not Metal. My friend is a punk and he knows what is Metal and what isn't."
"It was because of money that Anal Vomit changed their style form Death Grind to Black Death"
"You poser! Open Wikipedia and see what real metal is all about!"
"Creator is written with C, not K!" |
Those in a row killed me.....
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schoolslave
Joined: 13 Jul 2009
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Location: GER <-> USA.
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| Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 1:38 pm Post subject: |
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| Chit019 wrote: | | Our own Black Fire is a walking punch line machine, he should be the ruler of this thread. |
hahahahaha so true |
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Bestial Aggressor
Joined: 25 Jul 2007
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| Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 1:45 pm Post subject: |
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| Endless Morbidity wrote: | | "MERCYFUL FATE ALWAYS FUCKING SUCKED! LOL EVEN IN THE 80's THEY WERE A JOKE! AT LEAST THE FIRST TWO SLIPKNOT ALBUMS ARE ACTUALLY HEAVY...YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT METAL." |
Fetch the rope  .
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Nekrokunt_Usurper
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| Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 2:29 pm Post subject: |
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I actually got into a debate with someone about why Black Sabbath were heavier than Slipknot and he was having none of it, but he's clueless about everything including manners...  |
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Matt Foley
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From a Nyogthaeblisz discussion at the FMP forum:
"The band name makes me want to diarrhoea." |
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Flagofhate666
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| KING DIAMOND AND NEIL DIAMOND ARE NOT BROTHERS! |
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karimlan
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karimlan
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At a gig several years back a guy wearing a dimmu borgir shirt asked me "Are you also into Death and Black Metal?"
I was wearing a Celtic Frost shirt at the time.
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Reaper's Grave
Joined: 28 Jan 2009
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| Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 3:25 pm Post subject: |
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| Caina wrote: | | GoldenBull wrote: | | "Black metal ruined my life, now I have to get rid of it all!" |
That is fucking gold. One of my favourites was from a review on Metal Archives, which is pretty famous on there.
About a metal album:
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If we're including metal archives reviews, here's some funny stuff:
| Quote: | Goatfago play XXX rating bestial holocaust goat war metal sacrificing alcoholic virgin cunts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Blasphemic death crush sexual holocaust music only be for true perverted satanic fukkkrz!!!!!!! THIS DEMO WILL BE WAR DEATH HATE!!!!! VAGINAL LUSTING METAL FOR TRUE DIIEHARD SATANISTS!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WILL LISTEN TO OR IT WILL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! METAL DEATH BLACK UNHOLY BESTIAL WAR!!!!!!!!!! BUY THIS NOW OR YOU WILL DIE!!!!
ALCOHOLOCAUSTO SODOM EJACULATION OF UNHOLY HORES INSANE PUSSY DETENATOR DETHRONING CHRISTIAN SCUM AND SLAUGHTER VIRGINS OF CHRIST WITH ALL MIGHTY GOAT PENIS
ESTE DEMO É ÓDIO E ARMAGEDDON DA MORTE DA GUERRA!! MORTE A TUDO!
ALL HAIL GOATFAGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KILL POSEURS AND CHRIST ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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666 - 90%
Written by Cultus on January 27th, 2006
This record is not for idiots like Bastard son of god who just like idiot "black metal" bands like dark funeral. FUCK!!!
Darkthrone's first ever single and this realy kill.
1. Too Old, Too Cold 9+
2. High On Cold War 9-
3. Love In A Void 7+
4. Graveyard Slut 9-
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| Quote: | NO THRASH AND NO GOOD - 10%
Written by MADHOUSE on November 18th, 2005
I WENT TO BUY SOME CD'S ONEDAY AND I SAW FORBIDDEN.I HAD HEARD THAT THIS WAS A BAY AREA THRASH BAND SO I BOUGHT DISTORTION ALTHOUGH IKNEW SOMETHING WAS NOT RIGHT. THE COVER WAS TOO STUPID FOR ATHRASH ALBUM BUT IT HAD ONLY 3EYRO SO IT DID NOT MATTER MUCH TO ME IF IT WAS SHIT MUSIC.I PUT THE CD ON MY CD PLAYER AND I HEARD SOME SHIT.IF SOMEONE WANT TO LISTEN TO NU-METAL THIS IS IT BUT IF NOT GO AWAY. |
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