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iron tyrant
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In the great Canadian Assault fanzine there was a Quotes section, where Dale wrote something he found in other zines which he thought was "entertaining, thoughtful, interesting, funny, stupid, imbecilic and/or downiright idiotic".
Now I'm doing the same, only taken from various message boards around, possibly funny and possibly without comments and quotes on quotes.
Let me begin with some (funny) quotes.
| Quote: | | I feel like jesus christ in any given Morbosidad Lp |
Anonymous on an italian message board.
| Quote: | | "The underground can never be taken seriously because of bands like these |
& | Quote: | | tracks like Six Curses from a Spiritual Wasteland make me smile |
Review from the frontman of Stormlord
Go on!
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Humus
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| Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 4:23 am Post subject: |
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The all-time classic from FMP messageboard for me:
"What's an LP?"
And this was before the funny guys took over FMP, somebody genuinly didn't know what an LP was. |
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LorteBrian
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Location: Denmark
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| Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 4:33 am Post subject: |
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| Humus wrote: | The all-time classic from FMP messageboard for me:
"What's an LP?"
And this was before the funny guys took over FMP, somebody genuinly didn't know what an LP was. |
But was i an LP?
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The_Elite
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| Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 4:38 am Post subject: |
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This person amazed me so much on blackmetal.co.uk I used it as my sig on there. The guy was being serious as well.
"Xasthur and Leviathan are definitely black metal.
Hellhammer, Bathory and Venom are to me, a load of shit compared to those two." |
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LorteBrian
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| Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 4:40 am Post subject: |
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| The_Elite wrote: | This person amazed me so much on blackmetal.co.uk I used it as my sig on there. The guy was being serious as well.
"Xasthur and Leviathan are definitely black metal.
Hellhammer, Bathory and Venom are to me, a load of shit compared to those two." |
its most be a joke!
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The_Elite
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| Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 4:42 am Post subject: |
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| The kid was definately not joking. |
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pataphysicien
Joined: 11 Feb 2009
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| Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 4:42 am Post subject: |
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translated.
I'll probably be getting the 13th Nargaroth demo from '71. "The Before Burzum Anthology - A Child is Burn in Bethlehem"
I so fucking need that anthology  |
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Chit019
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| Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 4:50 am Post subject: |
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"He died as a piece of metal cult"
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Sv.
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Reaper's Grave
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| Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 5:59 am Post subject: |
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sztorm75
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| Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 6:02 am Post subject: |
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search through Black_fire's and you will find a real stones:)
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GoldenBull
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| Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 6:04 am Post subject: |
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| Haagenti wrote: | | EITHER SOMEONE MUST RE RELEASES DESECRATION OF THE HOLY KINGDOM OR I WILL BURN MYSELF! |
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Hellhammer
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| Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 6:22 am Post subject: |
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Endless Morbidity
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| Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 6:34 am Post subject: |
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| "You think Rotting Christ is Black Metal? LOL! They are melodic, you idiot!" |
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sztorm75
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| Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 6:56 am Post subject: |
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lol, where did you found these?
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